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Every week on a whiteboard at work I put one of @Herring1967 'would you rather' questions. This one had a member of staff correcting me saying 'it's not A Shrek it's an Ogre' they then shook their head in disbelief when I said 'no, it's a shrek'

This is a take I wasn't expecting.

Oh look @dank_ackroyd back with her bullshit in the Lycett Arms. Get us a Goldschlager

Only true fans of daytime property shows will know him ACTUALLY

The fresh ad hot takes from JLC...

I reckon @dank_ackroyd is only in The Lycett arms because it's about up the arse.

This is silly, makeaway takeaway starring brilliant artist @bechillcomedian gets cancelled only for this to get announced, bull plops.

Thank you to the @hornesection for the beautiful prize of some peas. The Horne Section at The Anvil was an amazing show and winning an actual @taskmaster task was a dream come true.

' Look out everyone it's Jaws, we are now going to require a larger Jaws catching vessel'

Take that Billionaires (the irony of sharing this on X is not lost on me) @blackmirror @charltonbrooker 🥚 🍎 ❤️ #thronglets

DEFINITELY a knob gag

This is a knob gag

Is this a Knob gag?

Are you supposed to use bins for things other than throwing rubbish away?

Let's start a petition to change the name of the Minute Mart in EastEnders to the Minute Martin. (Fowler) #EastEnders #MartinFowler

Alan Sugar's 'famous pen' will be eventually getting its own spin off Disney plus series #TheApprentice @Lord_Sugar

Goodnight my special boy #EELive

I hope someone says fuck or bugger #EELive

When you put a top on with the coat hanger still in it #BAFTA2025