@dcsteve5
 Washington, DC
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We are nearly 30 minutes into this mess and I’m still getting “heavy demand” errors in the AMC app for Hunger Games
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Not the AMC app crashing like Ticketmaster for the Hunger Games rn.
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Whoever did Maura’s makeup ate like she looks so good tonight #dwts
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Thinking about Tatyana’s cruel 4 score even though I’ve watched like two episodes this whole season #dwts
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Kenny
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Val apologizing to Jenna on camera but not Carrie Ann… #DWTS
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& Jacob@jacobpersuades13h
When Tatyana ripped Jan’s face off exposing his jaw #DWTS
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the rest of the pro’s watching ezra and julia get a 4 from shirley #dwts
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jules@holdtightrem13h
Shirley Ballas the second she gets to speak #dwts
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#DWTS doing Uninvited by Freemasons tonight omg
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:)@juliaschicken15h
Bravo new shows
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It’s so important we really tink this through and cast our votes for Maura tonight. Please do that folks! #dwts
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It’s totally fine because you can kill Ashley like two seconds later
Jaiden 🏳️‍⚧️💖🎃@Cryptic_Jaiden22h
what the fuck i didn’t want him to die i liked him
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Tweets from 1998:
BritBrat
@BritBratTV7Oct 27
McDonald’s x Pokemon toys appear to be mini happy meal buckets, you will get these in addition to 2-card packs.
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Ntm on her !
Aldo Rendon Updates@grossellaaaOct 27
Ya vamos para 4 superbowls consecutivos en donde el halftime show lo da un hombre, donde quedaron LAS popstars?
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The Jay-Z Halftime Show…
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Poster for Jay-Z’s Super Bowl halftime show.
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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“Releasing January 6 on FOX.” Oh I’m sure it is
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 26
New look at the ‘BAYWATCH’ reboot, starring Stephen Amell, Livvy Dunne and Noah Beck. Releasing January 6 on FOX.
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Hear ye hear ye ass jail sentencing
Sky News
@SkyNewsOct 26
BREAKING: Chris Brown has been sentenced to eight months in prison, suspended for 12 months, therefore avoiding jail time. Brown pleaded guilty to affray over a confrontation at a London nightclub in 2023. trib.al/FfaizNt 📺 Sky 501
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I’ve followed Ralph for like 10 years and he’s like the furthest thing from a conservative. It’s completely fair to have called out the things he did in the context of an honest review.
*CR* - in mourning for BioWare@CorbynRedOct 25
I'm sorry, no. I can't do this. Ralph (Skill Up) did a lot of damage with his review of Dragon Age: The Veilguard (whether he meant to, or not) and I'm still bitter about it.
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Elsie@Meelsie143Oct 26
this kills me because it’s not even a slight exaggeration
Kazuya Mishima@IronFistKing_Oct 24
cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack for a gang of literal nobodies that operate out of a studio apartment that you only fight in a single side job
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