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Mr. D

@deetyfi

chronicles of an Upper East Side finance bro

 SoHo, Manhattan
Joined September 2021
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November is here which inexplicably means Christmas is here
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@PubWanghafOct 31
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the stock market, to the GDP!”
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"from my point of view, the jedi are evil"
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Caucasian Knicks Twitter when Tyler Kolek checks into the game.
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They’re calling it “the nightmare blunt rotation”
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@CaitlinCloud9Oct 28
took a bunch of vcs to napa this weekend. can confirm the venture ecosystem remains highly liquid. 🍷
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Scuffle breaking out on court, team mates separating each other clearing the mess etc. Josh Hart:
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-750 to be a @Friday_Beers lead slide this week
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This is what happens when a guy is trying to get laid and tells the girl “you’re actually so funny” and she starts to believe it
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@ThoughtCatalogOct 26
The winners of the Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder look-alike contest celebrate in Washington Square Park.
Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.

ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.

Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.

ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.

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@Coopz___Oct 26
the teacher would have separated them in class
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@Coopz___Oct 25
my favorite part about the luka and austin reaves pairing is that they might be the league’s two biggest assholes. taunting the crowd, telling them to shut the fuck up and sit down, galloping and strutting around the court, holding their follow throughs, just constant emoting
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Where is Parker House?
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Tarrytown NY or Westport CT?
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I fear things have escalated
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LaMelo and Anthony Edwards’ new handshake 😭 Gotta love this duo man.
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I really enjoy having 3 Cutwaters and yucking it up with the boys about the NBA
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Luka Garza 7 footer taking charges just a bit embarrassing??
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Alvarado vs Queta has to be one of the biggest height differences for a jump ball ever
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Subway has been stopped because “we’re running ahead of schedule” because God forbid anything in this city be properly functional
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Not a single braincell between them just pure vibes bouncing skull to skull like the dvd logo
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Anthony Edwards LaMelo Ball Ant Melo
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Luka Doncic to Yaxel Lendeborg: “Get back in here p*ssy. I WANT MORE” Steve Kerr goes full Karen mode and scolds Luka: “Don’t call him the P word” Luka drains a half-court shot in his face and stares him down. The level of disrespect is crazy lol I love it.
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This movies gonna be a disaster
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