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life is an icecream, enjoy it before it melts | forever twentysomething | she/her | HRT 9.12.23 | tw: everything | minors dni |

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Joined January 2013
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fuck it, anyone else has seen them anyways at this point :3
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Becoming hotter has never not solved my problems
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dis un a funny lil song about snow in the desert
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oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah
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thinking about the chicago rat hole
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Die machen Östrogen in die Flugzeuge um uns alle zu Frauen zu machen, call them Femtrails
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*paws at you* do estrogen *paws at you* do estrogen *paws at you* do estrogen *paws at you* do estrogen *paws at you* do estrogen *paws at you* do estrogen *paws at you* do estrogen *paws at you* do estrogen
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Warum sollte man ins gras beißen, das ist zum rauchen da
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you can just flip people off when they make you mad to assert dominance.
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Being high functioning, autistic and attractive is basically people liking the outside of you and not really trying to understand the inside
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the curse of being so good at sucking dick is that i will never know the unadulterated euphoria i have had the pleasure of gifting unto so many others, so categorically yes until we both die of exhaustion and/or drown in each other’s fluids
okay be completely honest if there was an identical clone of you, a 1:1 copy of you down to every minute detail would you try to have sex with them
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Replying to @omegadotpng
but my computer asks me for cigarettes all the time.. it even has its own lighter
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Ich bin trans und ich muss tweeten
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rings your doorbell hiii!! trick or treat!! trick (molesting you) treat (you molesting me)
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Me n who?
pushing their face deeper into your bulge, watching them get more desperate for you as they inhale your scent. "you're such a messy little thing, drooling all over me like that."
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when we cuddle you have permission to slide your hands up my shirt and down my pants
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Employment truly is a fate worse than death
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kissing a cat on the forehead is VERY IMPORTANT
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turning a big dial labeled "psychosis" and looking to the audience for approval there is no audience
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