Dylan Farella

Mentally, emotionally and physically unavailable until further notice.

Are DWTS Halloween costumes a thing? Is DWTS twitter a thing? Am I about to find out?

I don’t even care what happens in these elections I just need the commercials to stop

Sunset at 4:50pm Sunday, ready for things to get really weird for a couple of months

Let this be your sign to have a well-deserved Friday morning breakfast sandwich

Anybody else who watched #TheChallenge42 feel weird about the season overall? Starting with 24 players instead of 30, then a batch of DQs from injuries to personal matters had things in shambles. Even having to merge teams. First time anyone was guaranteed a final appearance early in the season. First flagship season with a new streaming network. Is it only me or do Finals win for Bananas, CT, Tori, just not feel like the same kind of finals wins from the past? The climb to the top had never been softer.

The World Series always gets me emotional

Brewers deserved it. Brewers fans deserved it. Best team won.

It’s really so interesting to see how we use the ‼️reaction on iMessage

Misiorowski vs Rasmussen about to be a night

Sure AI can do lots of crazy things but can it get rotisserie chicken off my fingertips? No shot.

I don’t know how I’m going to die. Nobody does. But my best guess is it’ll be from choking on peanut butter while sleep walking and sleep eating.

Coincidence that peak humanity was the exact same time as peak Akon music? I think not.

fascinating truly

I’m going to need a trigger warning next time the cast of Jumanji introduces the World Series pregame

I’m only 2 girls away from a threesome at all times

best postseason team we’ve seen in a long time

Brewers currently on a 7-game postseason win streak going back to NLDS Game 3. If they beat Peralta at The Trop tonight I think they’ll finish the series off in a sweep. The way they play 9 innings, I just don’t see this team losing.