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@lildorothy_Oct 28

babe are you ok you barely ruined my life today

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Thomas Carrieri

@Thomas_CarrieriOct 27

Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.

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𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖@voidt9_Oct 26

you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.

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@lucky_chairOct 26

Lead us not in to penn station

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@difficultpattyOct 24

Of course I’m fun, babe. I got us tickets to see that three hour long documentary on Saturday at 9am.

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Kendall Pennington

@Kenny___RoseOct 24

uber drivers are addicted to being 6 minutes away

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@juumelo_Oct 24

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a little treat (drunk cig)

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yume nikki minaj à trois

@jun3buggyOct 24

elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10

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Kyle “BoJack” Hall@BoJackinOffOct 21

I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

@MoMohlerOct 17

The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.

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@megha_lillyOct 16

Look, if you’re having a bad day, read the replies, I’ve been laughing for five minutes 😂😂😂

Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.

Image from Porsche (@Porsche)

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@micsolanaOct 16

liz warren: we’re gonna stop the mayonnaise company from buying a hot sauce company elon musk:

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audrey@phlegmmeOct 15

Lets see how my doctor likes it when I ask her if she’s sexually active

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@Create_ProfitOct 15

Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.

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ash@heythatsmeashOct 14

Having all your eggs in one basket seems like a very organized and smart way to have eggs

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xan@lilxan1kOct 12

all roads lead back to substance abuse

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Fuckin’ Princess

@8WithaTiaraOct 12

Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.

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@majamediacoOct 12

Personally I think the elephant really ties the whole room together

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n@onlywithnOct 11

for my birthday present i want to know why

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elsa@callmeMaharaniOct 11

your ex is out there repeating your philosophies to some new person who now thinks they're deep.

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