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Dick Warlock

@dickwarlock13

Not the real & legendary Dick Warlock | Words can't hurt me | Professional F bomber | Shit memes | Current man crush: Adam Waldman

paypal.me/dickwarlock13
Joined May 2022
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Ben: "Kate Moss testified just two days ago that Mr Depp never did that, never hit her, never kicked her" Rottenborn: "Objection, that's not what she testified" Ben: "That's exactly what she testified!" Judge: "Overruled" Ben: *sighs* "They are still at it" #JusticeForJohnnyDepp
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There was a time girls here loved me and acted like this looking for me 🥺
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Jax ☠️ (@SuperDopeJax) profile picture
Jax ☠️
@SuperDopeJaxSep 8
And good riddance to this louse. The guy who had to hear the case of “a couple Hollywood despots”, his own words. I will forever stand by my opinion that space nickels paid for Nicol’s opinion. Sayonara! theguardian.com/law/2026/sep…
Sir Andrew Nicol obituary

Sir Andrew Nicol obituary

Barrister and judge with one of the finest minds available to immigrants and journalists in peril in the courts

theguardian.com
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The damage caused by the internet to my brain cannot be reversed
LACEY🌹 (@Abena_Lacey) profile pictureLACEY🌹
@Abena_LaceyAug 31
God is the greatest.
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Riley (@Ri_S_OB) profile pictureRiley
@Ri_S_OBAug 25
Never thought Dolly Parton would pass. Legitimately thought this was how she was moving
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I can fix her
Everintrigued (@EverIntrigued) profile pictureEverintrigued
@EverIntriguedAug 21
Divorced mom on 1st date- after one glass of wine: “Would you fudge my pie?”
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Logged in and the first thing I see is this, fuck this place man rip king
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZAug 26
Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 💔🕊️ tmz.com/2026/08/26/tim-curry…
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Enough internet for today
Blue Ocean (@BlueOcean3276) profile pictureBlue Ocean@BlueOcean3276Aug 4
The Secret Ozark Spring 🌿💦
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Patton (@GeneralPatton83) profile picturePatton
@GeneralPatton83Aug 4
Custom made arm wrestling simulator $85. No lowballs I know what I got.
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What the fuck is this
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That’s the only thing she could possibly mean, I’m not stupid
Zachery Hoban (@zhoban90) profile pictureZachery Hoban@zhoban90Aug 4
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Tammy Sharp@fooserchic79Aug 4
Getting my decorations out this week! I'm actually behind since I usually have them set up in July. 😂😂😂🤗🤗
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Ok that’s enough
JokerWild0007 (@JokerWild0007) profile pictureJokerWild0007@JokerWild0007Jul 31
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He’s a dick head?
Mel 🕊 (@melfeelswaggish) profile pictureMel 🕊
@melfeelswaggishJul 30
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I've played all my cards And that's what you've done too Nothing more to say 🎶🎶🎶🎶
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Look at that pair of huge lovely mountains.
amara (@amara6365) profile pictureamara
@amara6365Jul 30
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Cockfighting jokes never get old
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This year I’ve been able to keep a balanced diet, been eating shit all year
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😭
SweetDee (@RealUnsweetDee) profile pictureSweetDee@RealUnsweetDeeJul 27
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We all know 😏
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