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Not the real & legendary Dick Warlock | Words can't hurt me | Professional F bomber | Shit memes | Current man crush: Adam Waldman

Joined May 2022
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Dick Warlock retweeted
And good riddance to this louse. The guy who had to hear the case of “a couple Hollywood despots”, his own words. I will forever stand by my opinion that space nickels paid for Nicol’s opinion. Sayonara! theguardian.com/law/2026/sep…
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Dick Warlock retweeted
Getting my decorations out this week! I'm actually behind since I usually have them set up in July. 😂😂😂🤗🤗
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I see you are back, @dickwarlock13 So... this is to cheer you up (or not)
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may the brand deals bust his DMs to the max and his pockets at the seams, he deserves it
Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha has become Instagram's most-followed goalkeeper after his country's historic World Cup run The 40-year-old went from around 50,000 followers to more than 20 million in just three weeks
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Thank You VOZINHA 🫡
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Awww geez 😔
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Dick Warlock retweeted
i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking
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Trying to find the funny tweet you just saw to like it after Twitter randomly refreshes
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😂😂
Russell Brand’s convenient conversion 👀😅 #russellbrand
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when your circle is small but y'all hate kids
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What kinda hospital is this
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THREAD- Amber Heard using children for PR. 1) she insists on holding a sick baby & not allowing the nurse to take care of it, and instead of the doc/nurse, she updates the parents (who don't look comfortable) as if she's a mf doctor. #AmberHeardIsALiar #JusticeForJohnnyDepp
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me waiting for twitter to add a dislike button so i can be a real hater
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Chapell Roan
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“2026 is gonna be my year” Me in March:
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Chappell Roan when a child approaches her
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(I didnt edit this, The Great Fairy Mask by pure coincidence looks exactly like Chappell Roan)
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Chappell Roan when she sees an 11 year old fan
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