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Diego

@diegoaefe
Joined June 2020
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Al final fue un Ferrari 488 Challenge Evo, pero igual me aliviané bien pasado de verga.
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Diego (@diegoaefe) profile pictureDiego@diegoaefe3 Aug 2025
Manejar ese Ferrari 488 GTB en Speed Vegas, me alivianaría bien pasado de verga.
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"No hagan viajes a medio oriente y preparen su mochila de vida" Todo México en Arabia yendo a salvar a Julián quiñones:
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HERLORD@NkamaBrightNov 2
i've seen a woman pour her soul out to me & still did weird shit behind my back
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That thing u did kinda ruined my perception of u btw
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También hay que aprender a reconocer cuándo uno fue el pendejo de la historia. El ego duele un rato, pero tampoco es el fin del mundo.
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No voy por la vida creyendo que siempre tengo la razón, pero tampoco voy a vivir disculpándome por poner límites o tomar decisiones que no todos están dispuestos a entender.
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ya me encuentro en camino a Arabia saudita para salvar a Julián Quiñones amigo
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Enzo Ferrari debe estar que se sale de su tumba al ver que un italiano quedó campeón en la fórmula 1 en un equipo diferente a Ferrari
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plaka@operativplakaNov 1
Así funcionamos los hombres por alguna maldita razón
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@MaslaClassicsNov 1
Había cortado con mi novia y tenía que recuperarme. Entonces me fui a la mejor guerra civil del momento. Efectivamente, a la segunda explosión se me arreglaron todos los problemas sentimentales. Y, de paso, me divertí muchísimo.
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>2027 >wake up and go to bathroom >Iran has hacked the smart toilet servers, cant flush >wander to kitchen >A North Korean cyberattack has taken my smart coffee machine offline >”ok I’ll just boil water on the stove” >smart sink bricked by Russian DDoS >smart stove offline because I forgot to pay my stove subscription again >fml >”maybe a movie will distract me” >try to turn on smart TV >I’ve been banned from my smart remote bc it overheard me criticizing Israel >mfw
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@BBCWorldNov 2
Supermarket freezers in Belgium and Sweden hit by cyber-attack bbc.in/4zilPiF
Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

The temperature of freezers in several shops across Europe reportedly rose to as high as 50C.

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@europemaxxedNov 2
>buy smart freezer >needs app to work >app needs account >account needs subscription >hackers hack it >freezer stops freezing >freezer displays ransom note >pay or meat rots >call support >AI chatbot >puts me on hold >hold music is an ad >for a newer freezer >IoT was a mistake
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@citriniNov 2
IoT was a mistake
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Replying to @spaceexplore23
It is interesting to be a bunch of people just trying to live life while a bunch of people look at the globe like its theirs to subdue, disrupt, and end. Leaders that spend all their time and money just making plans none of us even care about
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Mujeres: “Mi sueño es formar una familia”. El sueño de los pibes:
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Sometimes you gotta let people think they won
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HERLORD@NkamaBrightNov 1
i like them a lil crazy thats my fuckin problem
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Ni resentido ni arrepentido, simplemente no todo lo que se desea merece recuperarse.
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“Sync your contacts” Fuck NO
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No sé si eras mi suerte o mi peor decisión, pero qué bien se sentía perder la razón contigo.
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ANOTHER DIVISIONAL DUB.
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@1luckixhoOct 31
y’all lucky i don’t say half the shit i be thinking
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@Draxnati0nOct 31
I hate a copycat. Get some originality.
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