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Joined June 2020
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"No hagan viajes a medio oriente y preparen su mochila de vida" Todo México en Arabia yendo a salvar a Julián quiñones:
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i've seen a woman pour her soul out to me & still did weird shit behind my back
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That thing u did kinda ruined my perception of u btw
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ya me encuentro en camino a Arabia saudita para salvar a Julián Quiñones amigo
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Enzo Ferrari debe estar que se sale de su tumba al ver que un italiano quedó campeón en la fórmula 1 en un equipo diferente a Ferrari
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Así funcionamos los hombres por alguna maldita razón
Había cortado con mi novia y tenía que recuperarme. Entonces me fui a la mejor guerra civil del momento. Efectivamente, a la segunda explosión se me arreglaron todos los problemas sentimentales. Y, de paso, me divertí muchísimo.
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>2027 >wake up and go to bathroom >Iran has hacked the smart toilet servers, cant flush >wander to kitchen >A North Korean cyberattack has taken my smart coffee machine offline >”ok I’ll just boil water on the stove” >smart sink bricked by Russian DDoS >smart stove offline because I forgot to pay my stove subscription again >fml >”maybe a movie will distract me” >try to turn on smart TV >I’ve been banned from my smart remote bc it overheard me criticizing Israel >mfw
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>buy smart freezer >needs app to work >app needs account >account needs subscription >hackers hack it >freezer stops freezing >freezer displays ransom note >pay or meat rots >call support >AI chatbot >puts me on hold >hold music is an ad >for a newer freezer >IoT was a mistake
IoT was a mistake
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Replying to @spaceexplore23
It is interesting to be a bunch of people just trying to live life while a bunch of people look at the globe like its theirs to subdue, disrupt, and end. Leaders that spend all their time and money just making plans none of us even care about
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Mujeres: “Mi sueño es formar una familia”. El sueño de los pibes:
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Sometimes you gotta let people think they won
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i like them a lil crazy thats my fuckin problem
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“Sync your contacts” Fuck NO
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ANOTHER DIVISIONAL DUB.
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y’all lucky i don’t say half the shit i be thinking
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I hate a copycat. Get some originality.
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Cuando este totalmente viejo quiere estar asi. Asi quiero llegar a mi vejez
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2014 2026
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❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
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THIS CITY IS OURS! 🔴⚫ Brought to you by @Bitpanda_global
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