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juno ✭ they 24 MA
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blehhh :3
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just submitted a formal complaint with the MBTA about the green line shut down on halloween and i urge other bostonians to do this as well because the lack of care for our public infrastructure is going to ruin our fucking city
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a bug just asked me for $5
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everybody just wants to work these days nobody wants to get drunk at chilis anymore
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i am closer to the dispensary employees than i am my own family
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i hate you die slowly
Green Line: Due to signal modernization work there will be no service between North Station & Babcock St (B), Kenmore (C+D), & Heath St (E) Oct 31 - Nov 1. Use buses for service to Copley/Back Bay. Use Orange Line between Back Bay & North Station. Visit MBTA.com/Alerts
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i knew someone who would think this is hilarious and he’s the worst person i’ve ever met in my life. he told me on multiple occasions how he could’ve killed me if he wanted to and that his choice of porn was the imminent death subreddit. shit is def weird just by association
This is actually horrible can we shoot this guy
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like these guys are the kind of people to complain about the male loneliness epidemic and be exactly the reason why there’s one in the first place
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i love having a best friend having a best friend is so awesome
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@takingxxsides wake up i wanna play roblox
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good morning im listening to the chariot bleeeehhhhhh
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this is the last chance you gooootttttt
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Smoking weed with hesdphones make you realize how many somgs have light background tracks of your family letting out blood-curdling screams of your name
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the for you factory has bangers try it sometime
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stick a fork in a potato and put it in the michael wave. doesn’t even blow up they all lied to me. if i can get this hanger through the window of my car
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type lobster only a mother could love
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My air fryer just said its first word
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when your homoerotic friendship of multiple years adds erica western teleport to ur playlist #whatdatmean
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in the end im glad the french touch fandom is like five people because otherwise we’d be saying shit like “random access wig ended fraudscovery btw” “stardust is tanked without godmas” “he = gaspard ate = burgers” “pedro is the visual hole of ed banger” out of boredom
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just ordered a fabulous scrumptious pizza and i have a bottle of malibu that needs to be finished and im at the end of season 4 of my HIMYM rewatch yessssssss
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