i’m a missile that's guided to you

they/she ⟡ 26 ⟡ toronto
Joined August 2016
me two vodka crans deep at emo night when i hear fall out boy
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not a thought in their head
trent buying me a pompompurin tamagotchi and now its my chud child that screams at me for food at 6am before my actual alarm clock
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trent buying me a pompompurin tamagotchi and now its my chud child that screams at me for food at 6am before my actual alarm clock
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why does everyday cost money i do not have
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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#BREAKING - Chow re-elected as Mayor of Toronto, CityNews projects.
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does anyone have any methods at all
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“who is Matty Healy”
I wish I knew about Taylor Swift lore like who is Matty Healy im curious asfffffff
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band my chemical romance
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When I'm too depressed to clean my room I like to tell myself that jeff the killer will be coming over. It doesn't work but it's a nice thought.
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please remember to vote today toronto 😚
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OH CLAYFACE THE MOVIE YOU ARE
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happy saturday ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
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need some pho in my body immediately
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my tits bounce when i walk, i’m not arguing with no man
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trisha paytas is consistently the perfect example of how being right too early makes you look crazy
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sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that
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