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Brooklyn
Joined April 2010
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TERRA NO
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TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
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BIG TIME SENSUALITY
Best björk song but you can’t say Venus as a boy, hyperballad, bachelorette, joga, hidden place, pagan poetry, undo, Stonemilker and black lake
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That inane “Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music” tweet annoyed me so much that I ended up writing an entire newsletter on the fallacy of AI somehow “solving” music futurismrestated.substack.co…
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r.i.p. miles davis you would’ve loved salesforce
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I am not joking when I say this. Traveling is over. Google Street View is now very, very good. You just don’t know yet because all the street views you’ve seen are from 2-3 generations ago. Google Street View has solved infinite personalized travel.
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. AI music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all AI music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago. Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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The same assembly performing 'Naima.' One of the best music-related moments ever caught on camera.
John Coltrane performing “My Favorite Things” with McCoy Tyner on piano, Jimmy Garrison on bass and Elvin Jones on drums live in Belgium, 1965.
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this is the kind of image I never imagined could be real but here we all are living our one life together in this reality
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Bro, just use the passkey. It’s in the magic link. It’s in your authenticator app. We sent you a code. It’s 2FA with your phone and yubikey. It’s face id. It’s sign in with SSO. Just enable touch id. Do you want to stay signed in? (we’ll log you out anyways)
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I thought as I grew older life might make more sense.
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The most unemployed person you know with AI psychosis has a dashboard like this
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holy shit i finally feel the AGI, the sons of bitches did it 🤯🤯🤯
"GPT-6 Astra, use Ableton Live and make an absolute banger". AGI is here.
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“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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Finally AI has officially made us unemployed 😭
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A growing part of everyone’s job is cleaning up the AI slop from other people trying to do your job
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doctor: “unfortunately you have lost your memory” UNFORTUNATELY??????
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babe wake up, new term just dropped
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most people don’t actually enjoy listening to music. that’s why i’m building a new AI service that will listen to new releases for you and provide you with a convenient 1-2 sentence summary so you can spend more of your time focusing on What Really Matters
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