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Joined December 2023
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I’ve pretty much done it all in this life. drank beer. pissed myself. Went fishing. Went on a walk. rode dick. ate pussy. Im done now. I’ve traveled the seven seas and I’m ready to dock ship.
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I don’t need technicolor goon sperg hedon hypno to persuade me in my life ruining endeavors. It comes easily enough to me already
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I grew up exclusively on family guy as every other stinky hoodie kid at school did and I learned a lot okay
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I just saw a couple holding hands in a Walmart while they were paralyzed for 10 minutes about the decision of which frozen pizza to buy.
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I am a chiikawa for they have no species
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Just realized I don’t have ears. Ambiguous creature
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everything just feels like this
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Who’s wife do I have to fuck to get a fucked wife around here ?
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Plight of the modern swinger
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do I say that a lot ?
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I actually felt the psychology in my brain change in real time when I changed my pfp to an anime girl
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wiggling my butt on his boner knowing damn well i got booty worms 😭😭😭
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If you put a chip in my brain that automatically tweeted all of my thoughts the moment they entered my head, my tweets would be the exact same.
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Guy with engagement-bait cuckhold algorithm: “This is happening to everyone right?”
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Jerking off to this girls private snap but she keeps jump scaring me with random videos of her kids. I had to implement the 5 second rule in this situation cus tbh i was already busting
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within those few seconds I did focus my gaze upon the female child rather than the male child because I’m not gay like that. Not that I wanted to because I’m not a pedophile but I’m not a gay pedophile either. Trolley problem.
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I tweet a lot about my penis because its funnier. There’s nothing funny about my vagina. Not one thing.
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there’s nothing funny about me or the things I post. There’s nothing funny about anything in the whole wide world
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