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I’ve pretty much done it all in this life. drank beer. pissed myself. Went fishing. Went on a walk. rode dick. ate pussy. Im done now. I’ve traveled the seven seas and I’m ready to dock ship.
I don’t need technicolor goon sperg hedon hypno to persuade me in my life ruining endeavors. It comes easily enough to me already
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I grew up exclusively on family guy as every other stinky hoodie kid at school did and I learned a lot okay
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I just saw a couple holding hands in a Walmart while they were paralyzed for 10 minutes about the decision of which frozen pizza to buy.
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I actually felt the psychology in my brain change in real time when I changed my pfp to an anime girl
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If you put a chip in my brain that automatically tweeted all of my thoughts the moment they entered my head, my tweets would be the exact same.
Jerking off to this girls private snap but she keeps jump scaring me with random videos of her kids. I had to implement the 5 second rule in this situation cus tbh i was already busting
















