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jordan

@dmnextdoor

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Joined April 2020
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So do we all just have body dysmorphia then?
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TechToby (@techtoby__) profile picture
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@techtoby__Nov 10
Supposed UK's 2nd city dead last is concerning
Adam Smith Institute (@ASI) profile pictureAdam Smith Institute
@ASINov 10
An important announcement from the Conservatives. As Westminster debates welfare savings this week, our Welfare Sustainability Tracker shows London is the only major city in England and Wales where income tax and NI receipts exceed welfare spending. 👇
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My charger broke, my skins bad and my hoe going
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Children in Congo + consumerism
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Fuck me a spliff with his pint?? No you haven’t have you😭 absolute scenes in spoons
Bulldog (@UnashamedBrit) profile pictureBulldog
@UnashamedBritNov 9
Popped outside to the smoking area to have a vape at Wetherspoons, and some guy is sat smoking a spliff with his pint. You see it all in spoons
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Waitttt no fking way 😂😂😂😂
isa 🇵🇸 (@rckyhorrors) profile pictureisa 🇵🇸@rckyhorrorsNov 8
Polish now are we ?
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Image from isa 🇵🇸 (@rckyhorrors)
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@ElsSaidItNov 8
the guilt of a daughter who loves her family deeply but breathes easier when she’s far away.
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mi ow@meowsbackNov 8
i love when someone has very obvious favoritism for me
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there was nothing ‘sudden’ about it appearing, fuck u
aircraftmaintenancengineer (@airmainengineer) profile pictureaircraftmaintenancengineer
@airmainengineerNov 7
A plane suddenly appeared through a thick wall of fog, creating a scene straight out of a movie! 😱✈️
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how id be shaped if my mum didn’t relax my hair when I was 11
L L (@lay_rica) profile pictureL L@lay_ricaNov 7
3 meses de uma para a outra e nossa, outro corpo praticamente
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how do you take joy out of being mean unprovoked about something they can’t change? Ts isn’t even funny 😭
b (@mrtvstar) profile pictureb@mrtvstarNov 7
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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Someone could prob pull up a tweet of me being mean unprovoked and I’m here to say it’s ok when the queen does it
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@halalboozeeNov 7
If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..
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How do u be calm
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Longggg day
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im tryna buy a pair of aquazzura heels, who got me
ethan ❤️💙 (@ethan_smeg) profile pictureethan ❤️💙@ethan_smegNov 5
I heard twitter does magic, so I'm trying to upgrade my ps4 to a ps5 for GTA6 🙏🙏🙏 gofundme.com/f/help-a-brothe…
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Donate to Help a brother out to buy a PS5 to play gta 6, organized by Ethan Legrand

I’m a young student, and I’d love to get my hands on a PS5 so I can play… Ethan Legrand needs your support for Help a brother out to buy a PS5 to play gta 6

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What if I just permanently deleted every single picture of me and started again
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I love everything abt being West Indian
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I truly believe we're way more spiritual than we let out
خروس با محل (@KHOROUS_) profile pictureخروس با محل@KHOROUS_Nov 4
در سال ۲۰۰۲، یکی از شرکت‌کنندگان در مسابقه برادر بزرگ برزیل، هنگام آفتاب گرفتن در باغ، ناگهان صدای آشنایی شنید که نامش را صدا می‌زد. او فکر کرد صدای خواهرش است. سیدا نمی‌دانست که خواهرش ۴۵ دقیقه قبل فوت کرده. زیرا بخاطر برنامه در قرنطینه بود.
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