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Chef. Ex-Poker Dealer. Honk. Horror Mage. CatMom to DairyQueen. Techno-Zen Hippy. Progressive. Unavailable. Uninterested. NO AI. ACAB. Mind your business.

Fort Wendell
Joined August 2008
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
THE BIG LEBOWKSI (1998) - "is this your homework, Larry?"
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Honestly, Jonathan Bailey is the answer. He’s got the rugged good looks of Sean Connery, the sleekness of Roger Moore, he can quip like Pierce Brosnan, and he can handle action as well as Daniel Craig. Make this man James Bond already.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
A snowy embroidery project heavily inspired by Narumi Takada, by artist SecretHoSlappa [reddit]
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This was an amazing super-human feat! I was playing at the table next to him on and off for the almost 5 days. It's astonishing in his altered state that he managed to walk away with a profit--which he donated all to charity.
In 2010, Phil Laak played poker for 115 hours straight and broke the world record. On June 2, he sat down at a $10/$20 no-limit game at the Bellagio, and he didn’t plan on getting up anytime soon. To break the record, he had to pass 72 hours. He was allowed one 5-minute break an hour. He had no caffeine, just a spoonful of amino acids now and then. Every dollar he raised went to Camp Sunshine, a camp for kids with life-threatening illnesses. Hours 37 and 67 nearly broke him. At hour 72, he started to feel better. It helped that his partner, Jennifer Tilly, was by his side, even taking shifts on the crew that documented everything for Guinness. Around hour 77, he was down $17K. Then he got it all in with pocket aces against Antonio Esfandiari’s queens. They ran it four times, the aces held every time, and the Bellagio poker room went wild. Then he just kept playing. He finally stopped at 115 hours, 43 hours past the old record, and walked away $6,766 up. 16 years later, Guinness still lists him as the record holder.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Deleted scene. They should've kept this in the final cut. Freddy is just so menacing here. Like he is just playing with his food. Knowing it is inevitable
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Today is a day that I would very much like to share a can of spaghetti-os with my buddy cat. I miss you, Gotenks.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after being convicted of rape and sexual assault.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Robbie Williams defends Olivia Rodrigo after she was accused of copying his song “Candy” with “take me home (4 christmas)”: “Artists deserve to be protected. But there’s a difference between protecting your work and treating every vaguely familiar sequence of notes as a winning lottery ticket. It sounds to me as though she may have accidentally stumbled across a musical echo of mine in one of her new songs. And do you know what? I couldn’t care less. I don’t know whether there’s technically a publishing issue, a copyright issue, or no issue whatsoever. And I don’t want to know. I’m not going after her. Because I think at some point, some f**king sanity has to prevail […] We all stand on the shoulders of people who came before us. Sometimes consciously. Sometimes without even knowing it. That’s how music works. If we keep punishing people for accidentally arriving somewhere somebody else has already been, eventually we’re going to frighten the creativity out of everyone.”
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Life in November
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All billionaires are evil.
Steve Jobs was worth over $200 million at 25. He paid his daughter $385 a month. Her mother cleaned houses and went on welfare. The county had to sue him to pay it back. In the video below, his daughter Lisa talks about growing up with him. Jobs was 23 when she was born. He helped pick her name. Then he denied she was his. A DNA test said he was the father. He told Time magazine that 28% of men in America could be. The same year, Apple went public. He became one of the richest young men in the country. He named a computer after her: the Apple Lisa. For years, he refused to admit it. One day her mother was on the phone with him, sobbing, begging for money. Lisa, a little girl, took the phone and said: “Just give her some money.” Then she hung up. Another time, her mother asked him for a house. He said yes. Then he bought one for himself. At 14 she moved in with him. His condition: she couldn’t see her mother for six months. Years later, he was dying of cancer. She sat by his bed. “The thing he kept on saying is, ‘I owe you one, and I’m so sorry.’” Did she forgive him? “I think not at the time.” “In many ways, yes.” When her memoir came out, his widow and his sister released a statement: her story “differs dramatically from our memories.” The case for Jobs: he was young, he came back, and he tried to make it right before he died. The case for Lisa: a billionaire’s daughter shouldn’t have grown up on welfare. He named a computer after her. He wouldn’t say she was his. On his deathbed, he said, “I owe you one.” Was “I’m sorry” enough, or did it come 30 years too late?
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Will they include a scene where finding out about cartoons causes Mayer to have a mental breakdown in front of Walt Disney
Film event of the century is coming up
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Taraji P. Henson asked for $500,000 to play Brad Pitt's mother. She got $150,000 and says about $30,000 of it was left. The movie made $335 million. In the video below, Gayle King asks if she's quitting acting. Taraji covers her face and cries before she can say a word. Then she does the math out loud. In 2008 she was third on the call sheet for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, behind Pitt and Cate Blanchett. Her 2016 memoir says she'd been promised "somewhere in the mid six figures." At a 2023 SAG-AFTRA event she said she asked for $500,000 and was first offered $100,000. It came up to $150,000 with a condition. She had to cover three months of New Orleans hotel bills herself. "Insult, meet injury," she wrote. On The Real she did the sum. Half the $150,000 went to taxes. Her team took 30% of the full fee, $45,000. That left $30,000, and her son's school tuition that year was $30,000. "Literally, for five months, that's what I made." The memoir puts her pay at less than 2% of what the studio paid the top name on that call sheet, Pitt. She got an Oscar nomination for the role. Fifteen years later she said she almost walked away from The Color Purple over pay. That same month she told Gayle King: "Every time I do something and I break another glass ceiling, when it's time to renegotiate, I'm at the bottom again." The case for the studio: Pitt sold the tickets, and she doesn't dispute his money. "They deserve to earn what they get," she said of Pitt and Blanchett. Her side: "I too worked my ass off, and at the time I couldn't say no. I didn't have any power." $335 million at the box office. An Oscar nomination. One year of school fees. Every day, one star's real paycheck. Was that Hollywood paying for box office power, or paying a Black woman less because it could?
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
🚨: A Scientist from Michigan has created Invisible Solar Panels that can convert everyday windows into Electricity Generators.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Transparent solar panels for windows build on research by Michigan State University and University of Michigan teams since 2014, with prototypes and one small 2021 MSU installation, but remain unavailable for everyday consumer windows. snopes.com/fact-check/are… msutoday.msu.edu/news/2021/08/s… news.umich.edu/toward-manufac…
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Please spread the word that it is the Republican bill that will be throwing people off of their health care in January. They scheduled it that way to make it look like it was the Democrats.
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Coffee company Dutch Bros forces all of their executives, including the CEO, to do a 2 week boot camp on how to make coffee and run a coffee shop. They thought people who don't know how to run a coffee shop had no business running a coffee company.
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REFUNDING RANDOM VIBRATOR ORDERS UNTIL SOMEONE STOPS ME. reply with your order # to bribe me. the hornier the cart the better your odds 🫪
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Here's one of the most obvious examples of Tamara making Ethan Klein uncomfortable by eluding to their affair. I have posted multiple videos of Ethan and Tamara playing this "Cat and Mouse" game eluding to their relationship on stream, this one is clear as day.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Tinashe brings out Kim Petras for ‘Melatonin’ during her sold out LA show.
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cupcakke being asexual is the only representation i need
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
I'm just trying to gather 160 that I have left to get my medicine. I would really appreciate it if you took a look at my art and considered throwing some money at me if it moves you to. I'm not super great at being a person and holding a job hasn't been happening.
Replying to @krormwrorm
If you like my art and would like to support me, here are my links for prints or just to toss something at me. Thank you for looking at my stuff. Prints:inprnt.com/gallery/krormwror… paypal.me/KamonM venmo.com/u/Krormwrorm
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