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aimee route zero

@dogspawnn

chief underwater acoustics engineer / disgraced sea captain / another impressionable mind corrupted by the string / stray-at-home dog

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Joined March 2020
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moving to portugal to pursue my lifelong dream of learning hebrew and going blind
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i have obtained some Fancy Attire
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ACQUIRED!!!! I HAVE ACQUIRED SOME FANCY ATTIRE!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
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WHO BOOKMARKED THIS
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chease…
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droopy
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i’m on my phone in bed with a heating pad rn and it’s dangerously euphoric
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i mentioned that i forgot my cube that i squish and throw around during lectures and a student promptly tossed me her squishy peanut
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it’s my friday btw
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don’t trust writers whose living conditions haven’t been in some way embarrassing for a prolonged period of time
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Christopher@molochofficialNov 5
I teach the same class back to back and I always feel a bit guilty because I do such a better job with class 2, for which class 1 serves as an unintended rehearsal
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i’m cosplaying as a teacher and they just decided to give me some money for it
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Ron Arbuckle@touchgrass_ronNov 5
There’s our little writer! Why don’t you come down here and tell us all about your newest ‘piece’?
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a student threw some folded-up poetry onto my desk and shyly asked me to read it omg
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stone "cold steve" austin
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsNov 4
They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese
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just got a pure drive for $50
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really big day for amys
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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujoNov 4
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Alexis Blexas@agraybeeNov 4
We're winning states we just invented. AP is calling East Carolina.
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