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chief underwater acoustics engineer / disgraced sea captain / another impressionable mind corrupted by the string / stray-at-home dog

volcano?
Joined March 2020
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I teach the same class back to back and I always feel a bit guilty because I do such a better job with class 2, for which class 1 serves as an unintended rehearsal
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There’s our little writer! Why don’t you come down here and tell us all about your newest ‘piece’?
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stone "cold steve" austin
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They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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We're winning states we just invented. AP is calling East Carolina.
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transgender for everybody
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i think im going to commit to catholic monasticism if i become unemployable from AI
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It’s funny that SNRIs work so insanely well but they don’t recommend them until you get to like Level 3 Depression because of the Heroin like withdrawals lol
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flat horse
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Ok a real pikachu this time
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Nathan fielder and Amanda seyfried both having the same little crater next to their left eye. What means
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bird feeling beautiful
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being nicer to myself because i’m my me
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Why is she giving ‘choke enough’ here?
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Crazy how folk punk gave us exactly one good artist and he realized folk punk sucks and quit music too.
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Found another hot dog in my dreamcatcher this morning
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the worst people alive are destroying our souls and destroying the complex paradise of a planet we were gifted. this has been ongoing since the birth of agriculture. what are we gonna do about it
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I have to say, the longer I spend in the trenches of community mental health where just simply being with the client in their pain goes such a long way, the less concerned I am with all of the little squabbles on here between various therapists
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I’m wine drunk and listening to Beck and I think that credit scores are fascist
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