Watching Ryan Murphy’s Hollywood. Its so funny that he was rlly like ok ill put all the woke i can muster into this one show and then i’ll never have to be woke again
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elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
Shes said so little about politics her pr team is trying to link her to any well-received political news anywhere in the world lmaoooooo
Lula’s Election Win: How Taylor’s Swift’s Advice to Fandom Helped Him to a Historic Victory and Defeat for Trump variety.com/2026/film/global…
A few bowhead whales born around 1815 might still be alive. They were in their 30s when they first saw a commercial whaling ship; in their 60s when they first heard a propellor; over 100 the first time they heard sonar. I wonder if they remember the silent ocean.
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move aside, i know who to send
Cishet white man with weird glasses at the comedy night called himself “lesbian jeffrey dahmer” i fear we went too far with telling men that they look like lesbians we need to wrap it up
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there's a part of Moby Dick where they hunt and kill a North Atlantic Right Whale not even for oil but to use its severed head to counterweight a sperm whale head hanging off the ship.
there's like less than 500 right whales left in the wild today. almost gone forever.





























