Full time cliche, part time doctor, amateur writer

Mississippi
Joined October 2012
Sometimes i feel like im really getting the hang of this surgery stuff...and sometimes i spend 5 min in the bathroom trying to unknot my scrub pants bc i pulled the wrong string
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🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth just got absolutely humiliated by Senator Tammy Duckworth! Senator Tammy Duckworth, a retired U.S. Army lieutenant colonel who lost both legs while serving in Iraq, challenged Hegseth: "I'm glad you brought that up. Can you name a single country that belongs to ASEAN and explain what agreement we have with it? And, by the way, how many countries are in ASEAN? Frankly, I'm not sure you even know who our allies are." Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth: "Well, I can't give you the exact number, but I certainly know our allies in South Korea, Japan, and Australia..." Senator Duckworth: "None of the countries you just mentioned are members of ASEAN. I suggest you do your homework before engaging in these discussions." And this is the kind of clueless bullshit running the Pentagon. Absolutely unbelievable.
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BEST HECKLER EVER at Mississippi Trump rally: “Shove that ballroom up your fat ass”.
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Replying to @Acyn
The tЯump crime family is laughing at their supporters…
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Best scene where someone’s arm gets bitten off while wearing a yellow slicker 1) Georgie in IT 2) Sean Brody in Jaws the revenge @horrormuseum @DyerbolicalDB @1carolinagirl @HorrorNHaunted @ATRightMovies
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This is the harsh truth about AI vs making a real movie
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Tremors (1990)
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Not sure ive ever seen @OutFrontCNN more disgusted at our country than tonight
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My annual reminder as i watch auburn play football… Alex mcpherson did not have UC then develop Crohn’s. He had crohn’s that was misdiagnosed as UC and subsequently received a devastatingly incorrect operation. His drs should be sued except it all makes a feel good story…
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Tony Montana casually eating a lemon from a bowl might seem like a humorous detail, but it reveals something much deeper about his character in Scarface. Surrounded by expensive suits, luxurious restaurants, and wealthy people, Tony is determined to prove he belongs among the elite. Yet the bowl in front of him isn’t meant for eating. It’s a finger bowl, traditionally used to rinse your fingers during a formal meal. Tony doesn’t realize this, and no one bothers to correct him. That’s what makes the moment so revealing. He can afford designer clothes, expensive dinners, and a lavish lifestyle, but wealth can’t instantly teach him the social customs of a world he never grew up in. Coming from poverty in Cuba, Tony never had the opportunity to learn the unwritten rules of high society. His ambition has earned him a place at the table, but he’s still unfamiliar with the culture surrounding it. That single lemon becomes a subtle symbol of his journey. Tony has the money to enter a world he once dreamed of, but he hasn’t fully learned how to fit into it. In a movie defined by power, greed, and violence, one tiny detail reveals more about his character than an entire conversation could.
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Im thinking of a word that rhymes w dimbeachment
Beyond irresponsible. What part of enforcing a law passed 86-11 by the Senate does the President and his advisors not understand? It’s unconscionable that this administration is capitulating to a Russian dictator who illegally invaded Ukraine and butchers innocent civilians every single day. If the President wants to actually bring down energy prices, he can do it by solving the Iran problem, not by doing a solid for Vladimir Putin. apnews.com/article/russia-sa…
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Normally, I don’t have to worry about voting in MS bc my vote is pointless in comparison…but scott colom will be getting at least one vote in his effort to send CHS back under her rock @scott_colom @cindyhydesmith
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How is there not one @warriors rival in the @NBA that puts Luther on the big screen and gets the fans knocking their cups, bottles, and cans together while chanting “warriors…come out to playay!” Pregame…free throws…time outs…
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“I’m sure he is practicing medicine according to some book…it’s just not a book I’ve ever read before”
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Dan Parrish retweeted
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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Dan Parrish retweeted
Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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Tonight Garrett Mitchell reached over the wall in center field and took a home run away from the San Diego Padres. He did it with an insulin pump in his back left pocket. He fell to the 14th round out of high school because of what is in that pocket. Start in the third grade. He told his mother he did not feel well. He was going to the bathroom about once an hour and his stomach hurt. Shannon Van Dyke had her son's blood sugar tested. A healthy number is around 80. The meter would not give her a number at all. It just read HIGH. The real figure was over 600. "I remember my heart dropping, being afraid, and not knowing what to do or what our future looked like." He got the pump at 10. She began setting an alarm for 2 or 3 in the morning to test him while he slept. She has said those years felt like having a newborn. He kept playing. He carried a bag everywhere with snacks, insulin and sugar in it. By his senior season at Orange Lutheran High School in California he was one of the best young outfielders in the country, and scouts had him going somewhere in the first three rounds. He went in the 14th. The Oakland Athletics took him. His coach at UCLA, John Savage, said the diabetes hurt his draft value. There were, in his words, lingering questions about it. His agent Scott Boras later put a number on what it cost. Without the condition, Boras said, Mitchell could have been a top 5 pick. So he turned the Athletics down and went to UCLA instead. In three seasons there he hit .327. He hit 15 triples, second most in the history of that program, and his 12 in 2019 set a UCLA record and led all of college baseball. In June of 2020 the Milwaukee Brewers took him 20th overall in the first round. He signed for $3,242,900. "My hands were shaking." Now here is the part that tells you what this actually costs him. On September 13 of this year, Milwaukee took him out of a game in the middle of the afternoon. He was not injured. "We took him out precautionary. He had high blood sugar." His manager Pat Murphy added that it happens a lot going from a night game to a day game, and that the team keeps working on it. That was three and a half weeks ago. Tonight he robbed a home run in a game San Diego had to win, and Milwaukee is going to the National League Championship Series. His mother once described the pump like this. "You will notice it in his back left pocket. It never leaves his body, even when he's playing."
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In honor of his POS agent and possible signing w a team that didnt learn its lesson…figured it was time for a repost
Replying to @cheetah
@cheetah this piece of trash not having a job in the nfl makes me happier than it probably should. Getting what he deserves
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