Gamer, Own an IT company, King of the Deep South, Nerd, easily entertained, Noble Potato. I'm honestly pretty awful @x... follow at your own risk

Tampa Bay, FL
Joined April 2011
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holy shit they found RCE vulnerabilities in COBOL - please update all of your COBOL applications immediately
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Never deleting this app.
aren't you the moron that exposed your API keys on stream/uploaded your .env files and lost $90,000 and cried about it on your X lol xitter.cf/JustLingonberry/status… you're a real dev for sure!
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Liza Minnelli has outlived the Saturday mask mandate at Last Ditch, a COVID-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts.
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10.6.28. Only In Theaters.
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An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX
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they named a phone after me and made it bend over 😭
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MOVE BITCH!
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Millenials playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo Switch 2
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Ok, Buddy.
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@PolymarketSep 1
JUST IN: Mark Carney declares Canada will only resume trade talks with the U.S. when Americans “stop doing memes”
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hello
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True story: I did a brief stint at Grindr in 2011. Needed a server for something, and the name I picked was “phallusy,” as in “logical.” Then Randall, who I didn’t know yet, tripped over the rdns entry when the IP got reassigned within AWS.
Replying to @randal_olson
They also have the funniest names for their servers
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Look at world-renowned trans activist, Dr. Frank-N-Furter throwing the first brick at stonewall as a proud trans woman.
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We must protect William Shatner at all costs
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Replying to @holodeckfour
How’s this? 😂😭
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The owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman.
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There will never be a more iconic entrance. Tim Curry, you will never be forgotten. 💔
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