Yes, I like all of my own tweets. It's not out of arrogance, or selfishness, or anything pathetic like that. It's a complicated sorting system that I don't wish, or need, to explain to you.
This is my Gran, Mildred. She's been struggling to get her soap business off the ground thanks to Andy Burnham's taxes. Today she turned 85 but there was nobody there to celebrate. Can I ask twitter to 'do your thing' and say a MASSIVE happy birthday to Mildred??
Saf’s cartoon: The Celebrity Traitors – world leaders edition
✍️ Saffron Swire
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My Lord... there...there has been a Free Speech Incident in the Great Hall. We must summon the Union immediately.
Marvellous to see him upgrading his options from mere 'affairs' to 'international affairs'. Yeah baby yeah!
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Starmer said: “I think once you’ve been prime minister, it’s important to answer the question: what are you going to do next? Having decided I’m going to concentrate on international affairs, I think it’s right to step down as an MP”
IN PICTURES: Graham @Glinner Glinehan cuts a dashing figure on the red carpet of the Ruddles English Bravery Awards 2026.
Dr Kevin Dunce's Brain Training Game retweeted
OH YOU ARE SUCH A HERO. I WISHED I WAS AS CLEVER AS YOU.
Replying to @Lord_Sugar
I suspect you were refused on the basis that, regardless of your “financial status”, your grammar is woefully inadequate. You weren’t “past to 4 different people” you were “passed to 4 different people” 🤷🏻♂️🙄
Very very well said. Thank you.
Replying to @drkevindunce @iamtomskinner
Who leaves their knife and fork in the middle of the plate like that ?
Bosh!
Replying to @iamtomskinner
Thanks Tom but please would you stop addressing the Lovely Steak Pie and start addressing the serious allegations of sexual assault that were levelled against you and which seem to have since been deleted from Reddit?
Because the original tweet has been deleted, and because I'd like to protect the reputation of any other men who have serious allegations out against them, I'd like to clarify that this tweet was about @iamtomskinner. Please retweet.
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