le sassy SLOTH

@tinycrazyblonde aka whenever I get stoned with you / anyone -- I forget how to talk!!

@tinycrazyblonde thats how I feel about all of the stuff I'm going through. It's tough to admit it.

Weekend número dos of EQUUS #leggo #horses #hooves

I don't know whether to be relieved, proud, frustrated, or plain livid at my parents right now

Why am I awake at 4:30 am when I have a 12 hour workday tomorrow ??!

#ootn date night with silver fox! Floral halter high-low dress and gold espadrilles

It was snowing 2 weeks ago, now it's sunny and 80 degrees. Much better, Maryland, MUCH better

Set up date #2 with older man for tomorrow night eep!

Granny is learning how to text. Aka the best day of my life.

Ok Carrie recovered nicely. Like a pro. And gave Heidi Klum a high five!

Oh lord, this is the episode where Carrie falls on the runway. I can't watch

What would Ryan Lochte do? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

"My vagina is depressed!" - Charlotte York -- typical Charlotte #satc

@emilyrose_tcb me too!!

I don't know what to think of this SNL episode- is anyone else watching it? What are your thoughts on it?

Okay, Melissa McCarthy, I love you, you're great, but your intro monologue on SNL was disappointing.

And yes, I just RTed @emilyrose_tcb 's tweet about me. If I'm conceited, WHATEVA. But I love you em for being such a supportive friend!

@emilyrose_tcb LOVE YOU

Happy 2 year anniversary to me.......

That intense rush you get after having an AMAZING opening night >>>>>