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partying, vegging, living, breathing, sassy sloth style. email me at [email protected] w/funny stories questions and whatnot! #teamSLOTH

where saucy sloths imbibe
Joined November 2011
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It's Opening Night for Equus @Spotlighters. – at Baltimore, MD
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Music is the only drug that doesn't make you fat or homeless, so listen up.
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Finding Dory doesn't come out until 2015?!😫😫😫😫🐠
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As an #Aries you thrive on achieving the impossible & become annoyed if anything gets in your way.
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tea solves about 50% of my life problems. #irishgirlsolutions
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Just booked a great gig, you guys! #AprilFools #ActorProblems
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Replying to @drunkSLOTH
@drunkSLOTH happy bday
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@drunkSLOTH DRUNK SLOTH???? I THINK NAZI SLOTHY IS GREAT OF YOU DON'T THINK SO THEN I don't know I'LL SEND THE SA TO YA HOUSE DIGGITY DOG
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Insomnia... #teamnosleep
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"life is too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde
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Wine is my savior #Hallelujah 🙏🙏🙏
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The back seat is for short legs. NOT TALL GIRLS. I shouldn't have to do origami to sit back there. It's just not practical... #tallgirlprobz
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I like to whine in the morning and wine at night. #vv #kj
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Most people's early morning regrets are who they hooked up with the night before. Mine are what I ate the night before. #vv #mc
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"If you struggle, you are not alone. Self-injury does not define you. No struggle will ever define you..." wrt.lv/WsCrBt #SIAD
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Fear: To never overcome self-harm. | Dream: To fully love myself. #FearsVsDreams #SelfInjuryAwarenessDay instagr.am/p/WVKj5Ki_jQ/
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Be informed & show your support for those struggling during Self-Injury Awareness Day tomorrow. You are not alone. twloha.com/facts
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Happy National Eating Disorder Awareness Week! Be sure to tell anyone you know who is or has struggled with one you love and support them. 💗
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The best thing you can do to #Aries is to let them know that they have always been there when you needed them most.
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