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im gonna vote soooo many times
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wait — is peter thiel tiny?
Posing with the boys in front of a pagan idol after attending a gay billionaire tech VC's Bible lecture, to own the libs 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Full of dents and covered in bird crap these things are going full Altima
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you gotta be senile to think this is something you should be telling people :D
Trump: "The first one is they show you a lion, a bear, a snake, and a giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' I got a perfect score."
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i have nobody to talk to about fucking boythrob bro
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this design needs another 20 stories, because its looking quite stout.
In Midtown Toronto, cladding installation inches closer towards One Delisle’s crown. urbantoronto.ca/forum/thread…
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What did people think property tax was?
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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ds00za retweeted
Didn’t know printing out your tweets and posting them in the elevator was an option.
My landlord is beefing with her printer I guess
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Me after I saw Pixar’s Cars for the first time:
I’ve been sitting in my car for like 10 minutes. Not a single one of us in that theater could believe what we saw. The most important movie of the last 30 years how the fuck do you make this
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the logo thing on the ground looks like a car floor mat
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ds00za retweeted
She has characterized Nathan as “a good listener, in a mean way”
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when Charli hands you the aux
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
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The world is run by people in active psychosis
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Prehistoric animals being, like, Egyptians and Greeks:
Jason Selvig: “Would you like to see the Bible taught in schools?” Trump supporter: “Sure. It could certainly be history cause there’s a lot of history in there” JS: “How old is the Earth?” TS: “Little over… uh let’s see… 2,000 years. I don’t believe in all the stuff about prehistoric animals”
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English people brushing their teeth in their bedrooms??
Replying to @lovronolastname
Electric toothbrushes tend to be portable here idk. Most girls here just do it in their bedrooms
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they're TRYING to get rolled for having bad teeth again, i see.
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Tax these idiots, please!
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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you got a golden harp and a harpist comes and plays it twice a week? who are you? jack and the beanstalk?
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