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Nothing Bundt Cakes pisses me off. I guess it’s a play on the phrase “nothing but cakes” but that’s not a phrase people commonly use so it’s just insane. It’s like abstracting from an abstraction. It’s totally up its own ass.
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JUST IN: Baby Keem has BANNED Toadsworth from future Super Mario Sluggers games.
The abandoned rapper claims his pitches are “too slow” and “impossible to hit.”
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if you have "the curtains were fucking blue" mentality you just kinda like Suck to talk to like I can't really figure out any other way to word it i think you just suck to talk to especially about fictional stories and stuff
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Did a hank hill voice that scared my dogs. They thought hank fuckin hill was in the house
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5 year old son watching cars 2 with me: Mater's funnyy
me: He's alright. Nothing to write home about. *on phone texting his mother* Mater is acting out of fucking pocket. You have to watch this.
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Coco Montrese has stepped in to replace TikTok, as the app is unable to fulfill its duties in the United States
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i have gotten ahold of the switch 2 and i have to say this is the WORST product nintendo has ever dared to produce. literally no games are in it, and i can't even change my menu color to blue. don't bother with this, it's a flop and i have already disposed of mine #FuckNintendo
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just had a great hangout sesh with the guys last night! time to check twitter and…oh…Ok. I thought that was between us but I’m glad the whole world knows about my accident now…
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Hope this doesn't hurt his chances during award season but we found a frantic 911 call Steven Spielberg made in 1982.
































