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I read books and magazines. I am concerned with personal hygiene. I travel in boats and aeroplanes.

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2026 PitchingNinja Award for Funniest Reaction by a Hitter (100+ mph division). 🤣🔥🏆 Winner: Max Clark vs. Seth Hernandez
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Everyone joking about this being woke 2 or 3 but in woke 1 we didn’t have transphobic laws being passed in deep blue states…
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I cant stress that I never once heard anything about unity at any door I knocked in the multiple swing districts I canvassed in and all of which turned blue.
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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I would choose a different font for "FINAL"
Homestand continues on Tuesday #CapsWild
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This is a paragraph from Ben Shapiro’s novel “True Allegiance” and I would like you to read it before reading his criticism of Ta-Nehisi Coates
Ta-Nehisi Coates is a dumb person's idea of a good writer. His writing is so purple he ought to pen his pieces in Crayola violet crayon.
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Motherfucker ripped this and next night went 1-6 from the floor with a -22 +/-.
sadly, this is where we're at. a vote for the republican party isn't necessarily a vote for trump. some people vote for conservative values because they don't agree with the direction of the far left. reducing every voter to one man only feeds the division.
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We're being conquered.
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Canada got universial healthcare cuz the liberal were in a minority & the NDP forced them to it. Same with CPP or dental care. Everything you like about Canada is thanks to NDP. There is nothing to be proud about Canada under Carney liberals. He is killing the working class.
We have that and still have better healthcare wow? Sounds like you guys can’t use tax money right if it’s not for blowing up the 45th middle eastern hospital
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sometimes I see player stans and think to myself wow im a fake demon like im not true to that parasocial no-life sociopath shit at all & I need to lock
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Can't even tell Kyle to shut up and dribble cause you don't want him doing that either 😭
sadly, this is where we're at. a vote for the republican party isn't necessarily a vote for trump. some people vote for conservative values because they don't agree with the direction of the far left. reducing every voter to one man only feeds the division.
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this is actually the best paragraph ever written about a men’s restroom
has to be the best paragraph ever written about a men’s restroom
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I'm suspicious of this consensus narrative that Stevens was freelancing, having an episode, etc. AIPAC spent a record amount of money on her behalf. The b-roll in this CNN clip shows Mike Rogers' campaign spokesperson, a literal registered foreign agent for Israel, behind her.
Hillary Clinton on Haley Stevens: I have no idea what her thinking was. If it has any impact, I think it will end up helping Abdul. Everybody who runs for office, who doesn't make it is going to feel disappointed, maybe hurt, even a little angry. But you got to put that behind you and get together in order to beat what is a huge danger to our future. And that's what should have happened here.
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ME: haha, check out this picture of me playing basketball last year QUOTE TWEET FROM ARTBUTSPORTS: The Poorly Endowed Dunce 1596, Erskine the Wise
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
BREAKING: Diana Taurasi has announced she is retiring from basketball, she told TIME. “I just didn’t have it in me,” Taurasi said. “That was pretty much when I knew it was time to walk away.” time.com/7261375/diana-taura…
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James if you want it "kept out of the classrooms of Toronto" does that mean you agree it was fucked up for a TMU student group to host Israeli soldiers as part of the "From Combat to Campus Tour", and that other TMU students had good reason to protest that?
I would agree that a robust effort must take place to build bridges and heal wounds between @MayorOliviaChow and the Jewish community combined with a fresh approach to law and by law enforcement. The Middle East conflict is 10,000 km from @cityoftoronto. It should be kept off our streets and out of the classrooms of Toronto.
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Well well well, it appears that I have been accused of being miserable by the legendarily upbeat Canadian journalist Jesse Brown. xitter.gq/JesseBrown/status/2117…
I regret to inform the most miserable people on the Internet that the Ali G movie is funny.
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nba twitter people calling compilations of only a player's made field goals "tape" is always funny, like damn this guys good he literally doesn't miss
I mean this is elite tape
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I compiled every reason Haley Stevens said Mike Rogers couldnt be in the Senate purely out of spite
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Ah yes an isolated problem to the W you're correct ! Keep up the big brained thoughts !
The w made a conscious decision to legitimize the superfan, stan accounts and self serving grifters online by credentialing and platforming them en masse It’s like the nba giving @forthefacts a credential And a few years later they’re confused why so many people have soured on w commentary lol
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