old acct susepended at 69,420mm (this is brack obama, barack oabama is me). orpah winfrey show,stan acct. smarr guy also toufh. #1 inch warrior. comedic wizard.
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i am so patriotic for my country (the great lakes region) (just the ones that touch lake michigan) (not indiana)
is there some sort of law i dont know about that requires every single insurance company to have the most annoying commercials of all time
everyone talks about flying cars as a sign of the future’s arrival, but personally i would be more satisfied with having pokemon exist in real life. i dont know how many of our top scientists are currently working on flying cars but i need them all to pivot to real life pokemon
this whole saga is fascinating and my boy’s summary puts it all together well
I worked at Weil from 2013-2017 and have kept up with the firm ever since.
The signs were always there.
Here’s 22 podcast-style minutes on the end of Weil. I’ve never made a podcast before, please take it easy on me.
mp3tourl.com/audio/179321777…
literally…. Nobody Wants This
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people:
“That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
learning about kudzu and the preposterous immensity of its root system and this shit is terrifying to me
i’m a weekly contestant on the hit gameshow ‘Do I Really Want to K*** Myself, or Is It Just 2:30am and I Forgot To Eat Today (Yesterday?)’
this regular people season of The Traitors might be the dumbest group of faithfuls i’ve ever seen in my entire life (besides my King Victor) but like seriously these people are all so dumb how do they breathe and chew bubble gum at the same time they should be ashamed to exist
after walking around on it all day i’ve officially decided my knee ligaments are not torn and i will NOT be seeing a doctor about this. thank you for your attention to my medical decree. please note no further second opinions will be accepted at this time
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Coworker was trying to lunch shame for eating early. Girl, you are a slave to an abstract construct and I want tasty nibbles stfu
ADHD in corporate america needs to be abolished. i read this guy’s ping at 7am yesterday and said “too early to respond, will do during work hours” which i promptly forgot until like 4 hours later when i go to respond but he is in meeting so i go “ok not that important will respo
nd when he’s off a meeting” and now it is 4:37am and i’m thinking about this instead of sleeping and still havent responded to his stupid ping