Marxist-Leninist, bean-counter, wife guy.

vancity
Joined July 2021
ape, 4 million years ago: [contentedly eating roots] god: check this out angel: what god: it's about to develop self-awareness ape: [stops chewing] oh, son of a BITCH god: lol angel: lol
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Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.” Trump’s dementia:
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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why do people do this? I’ve been out the game for a while, wife and I been together 7 years now. My buddy just got out of a ten year relationship that went south and he tells me similar shit. Everybody on every dating app is like “spicy brained hag from the swamp”
I made a collage from local dating app profiles. needless to say I don’t fuck with this vibe
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a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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burger evangelicals in tears frankly you love to see it
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Now oil for Cuba
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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congratulations to mr. david eby on winning this years “wile e. coyote memorial trophy for blowing your own dick off like an idiot”
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lol
whoever told Hampstead mayor Jeremy Levi to knock it off, fucking well done
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gone are the days of Crab Law. now comes the age of Crab Rent
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Ethan Klein picking who he's gonna fuck
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vancouver condo dog visits vancouver island family, is astounded by the concept of “front yard”
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1995 Quebec referendum
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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Hi BC Conservative Candidate Margareta, here are screenshots of your financial agent saying that he is in favour of slavery, that eugenics is desirable, and homosexuality is a disease.
Another week, another violent attack in downtown Vancouver. Last night, a man was attacked with a hammer at 2:00AM during a suspected robbery. After 9 years of NDP disorder, headlines like this are the norm. They shouldn’t be. Thank you @VancouverPD for the quick arrests. The @Conservative_BC plan, Safe Streets for BC, will hire 250 more police officers for crime hotspots, add 50 Crown prosecutors, expand court capacity, and publicly track repeat offending & bail compliance – so our justice system is accountable for results.
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finding amusingly-shaped neighbourhoods in regina
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Canadians can’t afford rent. Food bank use is at a record high. Wages are stagnant while the rich are getting richer than ever before. Of all the people who could use this kind of federal support right now, venture capitalists are at the bottom of that list.
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ndp federal leader avi lewis who did you romance in mass effect two
This is private equity, this is what it does. Buy up businesses, run them into the ground, and rip them apart for short-term profit. The developers at BioWare know how to run the studio. They know how to make the games we all love. They should be given the first opportunity - and the federal support - to buy it and run it themselves. And if we want to avoid the Mass Effect effect in Canada, we should be keeping private equity out, not welcoming it in. pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/…
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Nimbatu
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False consciousness final boss
I'm borrowing money to keep up with increasing medical costs, food and bills but I'm getting calls, messages and leaflets on my door talking about genocide? Are you kidding me? Fuck you and your bullshit genocide cries. IDGAF! I'm tired of it.
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