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The Good Times Are Calling

Sheffield, England
Joined January 2011
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Elliott Simpson retweeted
She’s right! Absolutely impossible to tell.
6 ladies went for lunch & drinks today; 3 are Trans, 3 are normal. I won’t tell you which is which, I’ll let you so called experts work it out! I’m waiting. #TransWomenAreWomen 🍆🍆🍆
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Elliott Simpson retweeted
I just showed my son this video and he pleaded with me to show it to him a second time because he loved it so much.
As a mother of three boys, I know for a fact that this dude’s mother was exhausted.
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Elliott Simpson retweeted
“I’M SO BAD AT GOLF!” 🤬 Career Grand Slam winner, six-time Major Championship winner, has 45 professional wins, seven-time Race to Dubai Champion, three-time FedEx Cup Champion, six-time Ryder Cup winner who has spent more than 100 weeks at World Number One… Misses the green 🤣 #GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries
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Elliott Simpson retweeted
Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler. Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.
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🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Big him up . Imagine if he let Sir Alex control his affairs he would have ended up waffling on podcasts talking about class of 92 every week 😂
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Elliott Simpson retweeted
As a human being... I'm repulsed. As a betting man... I'm intringed.
School director was 'ringleader' of child fight club trib.al/GSv06hY
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Elliott Simpson retweeted
Porn on Twitter is getting out of hand. Can’t even scroll 2 minutes without seeing stuff like this…
April blooms at Augusta National Golf Club. #themasters
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Elliott Simpson retweeted
Something tells me my man in the bottom left eating the twix might not be a City fan
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How it felt getting to leave double maths early to go play in the school football team…
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Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤
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Weirdest pile of shit ive ever seen in football... Going the match? Nah mate gona lock myself in a box with opposition fans, stare at the wall for a couple hours and then check the result.
Roy Keane reveals the result of the Manchester derby to fans locked In The Box 📦 The full video will be available on Sunday on the Sky Sports Premier League YouTube channel 📺
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Boo’s at full time are embarrassing! Get a grip ffs
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Since you asked so nicely x
Replying to @SheffieldUnited
Can we have the photo in front of the fans admin? Need a new banner 🫶
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T1: McIlroy (-13) T3: Fleetwood (-12) T3: Hatton (-12) T3: Fitzpatrick (-12) T3: R.Højgaard (-12) T9: N.Højgaard (-11) T9: Rose (-11) T9: Åberg (-11) T12: Lowry (-10) T12: MacIntyre (-10) We'll be keeping a close eye on Team Europe tomorrow 👀
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Elliott Simpson retweeted
Semi pro footballers acting like Prem stars will always be wild to me.
Apologies for our recent performances. The fans and the club deserve more that what we’ve given and I am disappointed. We will get it right I promise….
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OUR TIME. OUR PLACE.
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SHANE LOWRY!! Ryder Cup retained.
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“You suck Rory” starter pack
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Crikey. The deputy prime minister of the UK has admitted she doesn’t understand how tax works. I wonder what else she doesn’t understand.
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