Diehard Dallas Stars fan. University of Alabama alum. Former Dallas Mavericks fan.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2015
I My Pig’d the entire town yesterday during my Valedictorian address @badkaratemovie @corbydavidson @SportsSturm @NotJackKemp
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NEW MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!
'Very exciting' new species of monkeys with big, orange lips discovered 'hiding' in forest trib.al/HCJMzT8
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THG did try to warn us about Ream…
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but for the love of all things, please stop using chat gpt for your business logos and flyers. You may not think it, but everyone can tell.
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Sonó WONDERWALL de @oasis al finalizar el partido entre Inglaterra vs Croacia hoy en la Copa Mundial 2026 #madferit
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FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1999, THE CRIMSON TIDE IS HEADED TO OMAHA! #RollTide
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On the biggest stage. The final line for @TylerFay16: 7.1 IP / 2 H / 0 ER / 3 BB / 9 K #RollTide
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THE SWING OF HIS LIFE! @bradyneal16 | #RollTide
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I invite the reader to read about his escapades at Ike’s Pond (Cc: @NotJackKemp)
Starting off Masters Week with a little Cliff Roberts wikipedia research 😳
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Wizardry! 🧙‍♂️ @thejustinlebron I #RollTide
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This is probably a boomer take, but I'll proudly own it. I much prefer the days when a baseball glove had a natural leather tone - i.e. tan, brown, black, and blonde.
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being an adult just means getting really into birds
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TYLER FAY HAS THROWN THE NINTH NO-HITTER IN ALABAMA HISTORY! #RollTide
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There is only so much curling a sane man can take. How much is Big Curling paying the Olympics
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My favorite thing about the Olympics is that grown men get little stuffed animal stoats as a reward along with their medals
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RED, WHITE, BLUE AND GOLD. TEAM USA IS BRINGING HOME THE #WINTEROLYMPICS GOLD. 🇺🇸🦅
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OUTDOOR GOALIE FIGHT!!!! 🍿🔥
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A Ryan Suter Wild jersey? In Texas?
The recent weather in Texas made conditions perfect for outdoor hockey. ❄️ (🎥: IG/aidannamkoong15)
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You're not the first to try to disprove God with nails
Religious apologist: science actually proves my faith Me: how so? RA: because science proves order cannot come from disorder Me: oh?
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My whole life I have been thirsty for a type of drink that doesn't exist yet.. sometimes I even dream about it but never with any clarity. I wonder what it is
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