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Ted Mackey

@eddardmackey

he/him, musician and PR. awk fionnula what about ye? i thought i smelt vinegar x

 London, England
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Joined June 2018
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What if @dragraceukbbc took place in 1750? (Yes, I have too much time on my hands and this is the only use I get out of my music degree) @BluHydrangea_ @Divinadecampo @ChipShopBird
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10 years ago today, Miles Edgeworth updated the autopsy report.
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A national anthem about Jesus coming to England with Joseph of Arimathea in order to learn tin mining from the celts feels very Mormon coded
conor (@conorwfc) profile pictureconor@conorwfcJul 13
0 reason this shouldn’t be the national anthem btw. Pisses all over God Save the King.
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Astaghfirullah! This is unacceptable. Peering into ladies’ private quarters?! It’s not proper! Worse than that, it’s haram! Lower your gaze!
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Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportJul 8
Trump: The Islamic Republic of Japan attacked our aircraft carrier.
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I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…
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to experience the same per capita death toll as an gorta mór, Britain would need to redo World War II thirteen times in a row
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rosa (@RO5A7INA) profile picturerosa@RO5A7INAJun 15
Replying to @RO5A7INA
like good on ireland for fighting for their independence but they were very much complicit in british imperialism and i don't get why people on here commend specifically the irish so much for fighting against british imperialism.. well the reason is pretty obvious but still
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millennia from now the archaeologists digging up Belfast a millennial from now are going to conclude that Lesley was some kind of minor deity
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“The cult of Lesley appears to have arisen very quickly. Her three recorded epithets – abbeycentre, forestside, bloomfield – suggest an association with religious devotion, nature, and fertility, although scholars debate whether ‘abbey’ is a later addition by Christian scribes.”
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Replying to @Revolut
@Revolut please update your etching machines to support cuneiform so I can live my dreams of having a complaint to Ea-Nasir themed debit card to life
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due to my adhd i frequently forget to inspect the quality of the sumerian copper i buy, as such i assert this is an accessibility feature
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alternatively you can approve this design so i am constantly reminded the concept of money
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milo edwards@Milo_EdwardsApr 12
great news for fans of omens and portents
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Apr 11
Heavy rainfall on Hormuz Island washes iron oxide rich soil into the sea, turning the coastline blood red. xitter.gq/fluxfolio_/status/2009…
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much to think about here but in particular the idea of Britain giving back the six counties but also throwing in the Isle of Man as a party favour is hilarious
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must sting to be a loyalist. you put in the hard graft of being a lunatic racist, but in the end the free state gets all the credit.
Michael 🇩🇪 (@Bundeskanz50246) profile pictureMichael 🇩🇪
@Bundeskanz50246Apr 11
In Nordirland wurde ein Scheiterhaufen mit einem Boot von Einwanderern und einer riesigen Effigie einer palästinensischen Flagge errichtet. Die Iren haben genug.
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‘aesthetically and culturally disorientating’ you sound like a baby
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 (@kunley_drukpa) profile pictureɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩
@kunley_drukpaApr 13
Isn’t that London is now a hellhole, actually it is very nice in many parts - is more that it is undergoing a process of (avoidable) ‘enshittification’ where quality of life on certain metrics gets slowly worse over time. So easy to tolerate but things are still worse than before
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didn’t realise yorgos lanthimos directed spy kids
Danny (@dannooze) profile pictureDanny@dannoozeMar 30
Spy Kids (2001, Dir. Robert Rodriguez) 35mm Open Matte scan
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Saw about 90% of the audience experience this in real time at a performance of twelfth night, in which Malvolio says “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them”
machine yearning engineer (@confusionm8trix) profile picturemachine yearning engineer
@confusionm8trix11 Aug 2025
reading shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go “oh that’s where that comes from” every other page
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i need someone to leak whatever intensive skincare / facial treatments the labour party enforcers put rachel reeves through in the last 24 hours, because i would like it also please 🙏
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Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis (@CarrieCnh12) profile pictureCarolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis@CarrieCnh1229 Jun 2025
Originally SQUID GAME was a critique of how US imperialism and capitalism drove South Korea into a corner economically after the war, which the US instigated, and here's Netflix like a ravenous vampire latching on, sucking any meaning and originality from the story. How gross.
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“As well as the terrorist offences…” @lisanandy I think you might have missed out an important “alleged” there…
BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) profile pictureBBC Politics
@BBCPolitics25 Jun 2025
“Personally I don’t want to see that on TV screens” Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy is asked by #PoliticsLive if the BBC should broadcast Kneecap's performance at Glastonbury bbc.in/4lsCVDn
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families flee locals venting their feelings
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venting their feelings so hard they burned out a random Filipino family’s car
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how do you live with yourself after writing this. how do you look yourself in the mirror and still think you’re a good person.
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