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She/Her. Occasional Nightmare & Overall Delight. #BLM

Michigan, USA
Joined September 2012
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I just hit my step goal while arranging pizza rolls on a plate. Who says I don’t have a passion for fitness?
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In her recent interview with Elle magazine, Kendall Jenner says, “I live by less is more.”
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Detroit when they have a new sports team to name
Introducing the Detroit Clutch.
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I am once again complaining that @ticketmaster SUCKS.
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Goodbye movies like Clayface it was fun
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dcu every five years
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Jessie Mueller & Drew Gehling back on Broadway together?! And Chip Zien? I just fell to my knees. #paddington
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SO HER ACCENT WAS FAKE
It’s like seeing the evil villain as a child
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Bullying millionaires into stopping their fuck shit >>>>>>>>>>>
Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS is offering refunds for its $148 Advent Calendar following customer complaints. The company says it has personally contacted every customer who purchased the calendar, offering them the choice of a full refund or SKIMS credit toward other products. (today.com/popculture/skims-b…)
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as a big lover of roku city this is super important to me
Welcome to the Second Quarter Quell, Roku City.
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How fast the topic changes while talking with my friends
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Shawarma law must be obeyed.
Amo Samis Shawarma in Warren says it’s been busier than normal since U.S. Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s victory Tuesday. El-Sayed gave the Metro Detroit chain a shoutout on the campaign trail.
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the ebeneezer trailer is really funny. “you think you know his story… you don’t.” yes i do. it was in the book
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Taylor Swift is at today’s Chiefs game with Karlie Kloss
Taylor Swift at today’s Chiefs game with Karlie Kloss.
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KEEP. GOING. IT'S FUCKING WORKING.
The AI winter is coming. Amazon, YouTube and Spotify are quietly scaling back their AI features. This isn’t kindness. Our pushback is working. Keep rejecting unregulated AI. Every voice matters.
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Me hyping myself up to go to this concert without a traditional bra: if the hot wife in Clayface can do it, I can do it.
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you guys calling THE ASHE a “Raye Copycat” is actually disturbing my spirit MORAL OF THE STORY ASHE ???like you guys do your research my girl BEEN making deeply instrumental music and she’s an incredible singer love Raye so much too though
Ashe performing “Stop The Wedding!” on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon! via fallontonight
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How Brad Pitt strangled Angelina Jolie on a private plane, then strangled his oldest son, threw glasses and bottles at them, tortured them for hours, and locked them all in the bathroom for the remainder of the trip (documented by the fbi) but then he goes on to win an Oscar while Angelina is blackballed for speaking up on the genocide in Gaza
What’s some CELEBRITY TEA that still pisses you off TO THIS DAY??
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when you have a friend who enjoys going to the cinema as much as you
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Clayface last night & Wicker tonight. I love a weird little guy.
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