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Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more, Never, never, never, never, never!

Not actually Portugal fuckhead
Joined October 2024
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"translators cannot be lions!" translators:
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❤️‍🩹
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Law passed that is so vague it can be used to criminalise people having a video on their phone of them and their partner having oral sex if it blocks the airway for an indeterminate amount of time Putting people in prison for 2 years for facesitting porn Sincerely, stfu, Sonia
The porn-addled of X are an angry bunch 🤪
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unfortunately for children parents *do* have rights. custody laws, the “right” to assault children. escapees forced back to their abusers after a simple phone call to the police. trans kids denied healthcare. vaccine denial. this is the deadly reality of “parents rights”.
Indeed, parents do not have rights over their children, they have responsibilities TO their children. Children are not property, they're people-in-training and none of the responsibilities of a parent involve degrading their individuality.
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“ma’am we’ve found 500gb of face sitting porn on your device”
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you could not pay me any amount of money to watch this video i’m sorry
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I got you dawg
「作者の死」に引き続き「語り手の死」が言われるようになっているが、こうなってくるともう、殺せるものは読者しか残っていない 時代はデス文学(読んだら死ぬ)
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And rights
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Replying to @matthewnielsen
We will in fact be abolishing the family
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The porn-addled of X are an angry bunch 🤪
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parental rights are slaveowner rights
If parental rights disgust you, stay out of education policy. Parents decide for their kids.
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*after taking a shower* we live in a fundamentally "wet" world
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Replying to @ehyeahwhatever
The Shining but it happens in the Fawlty Towers hotel
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being a pervert is morally neutral that’s the thing
trying to explain why im Against the uk porn laws without sounding like The Pervert
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love the cleveland show but its really a product of its time. you can tell this was back before media literacy was improved like, cleveland considers bear a friend even after what he did to nikki lol. Horrid misread of obsession
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Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
People discussing reels on 4chan is a total inversion of the old content pipeline
The wind is shifting my algorithm
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Replying to @rampantvermin
“Thanks man, I told them you were trans too!”
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your best allies: don’t worry i told them you’re trans
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thank fuck
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