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Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more, Never, never, never, never, never!

Not actually Portugal fuckhead
Joined October 2024
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the fact i can see this image and immediately realise "hey, that's not the reborn master, that's the decayed master after body swapping with the reborn master!" and I still have a girlfriend is why incels really have no excuse
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Replying to @Portaduct
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like if you posted anything alluding to the 2028 election they'd be in your replies going "oh my sweet summer child, you think there'll be an election in 2028?". aged horribly lmao
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
remember when people were seriously scared he'd get a third term lmao
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I think they're just posting the last ones they had in the accounts drafts before the midterms.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🇺🇸
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happens all the time
Guy who performatively reads so hard he accidentally becomes very well read
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“My law that I wrote is that ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
Replying to @CobaltCherry
That is exactly what should be left to courts and experts to prove. All legislation requires interpretation alongside the facts of the case and the intention of the law. This is designed to ensure that harmful practices are discouraged.
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another reason to hate disney. inserting 50 billion new weekly saturday morning cartoon style encounters between obi wan and anakin set between episodes iii and iv is so fucking annoying. enormously cheapens the line "a presence i've not felt since" and the duels in both films.
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I just watched 2 guys on the street grab a random old lady by her arms and legs and twist her and they wrung her out like a wet towel
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critics loved 28 Years Later what the fuck are you talking about
these movies fucking suck
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They call him 007 0 Meaningful change 0 Actual political beliefs other than “heccin basic human empathy” 7 Bombs dropped on Gaza
WOKE IS BACK I WANT NEW PRONOUNS AND ABORTIONS ON MY DESK BY TOMORROW
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This scene will be illegal from tomorrow…
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Replying to @JrHopeless
If George Lucas thought it was a problem, he likely would've altered the fight himself. As it is, it's a strong contrast to Anakin & Obi-Wan in their prime. Obi-Wan is now an out-of-practice old man, and Vader is stuck in a somewhat restricting life-support suit.
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There's nothing wrong with the original. This is just ridiculous.
Do you want this fight in A New Hope?
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Buddy you’re riding a skateboard backwards down a hill the man was you
I’ll never forget the day a man tried to kill me while I was livestreaming in Rhode Island. I was coffinboarding along the Blackstone River when I encountered a man who began threatening my life. He told me, “Your ass is canal water,” and “You’re already dead.” He repeatedly demanded that I turn off my camera so he could kill me and throw my body into the canal. I genuinely believed I was going to die that day. I ended up escaping approximately six miles straight to get away from him. Eventually, I made it back to my car, drove out of Rhode Island, and haven’t returned to the state since. What makes this story even more disturbing is that under two months earlier, another man had been found dead in the river at the exact same location where this man threatened to kill me and throw my body. Detectives are still investigating that man’s death, trying to determine exactly what happened to him. I was recently on the Rhode Island Channel 10 news for this. I don’t know whether the two incidents are connected, and I’m not claiming they are. But knowing someone had been found dead in the same place where my life was threatened is something I’ll never forget. I’m incredibly grateful that I managed to escape that day, because there’s a very real possibility I wouldn’t be here telling this story if I hadn’t. I haven’t talked about the situation much since, but saw it is going viral here on X, but that the full clip wasn’t shown. Also, the full livestream is available on my Twitch (wenevergetyounger) or YouTube: youtube.com/@henryposton?si=… This incident happened at the end of a 2.5 hour livestream. Life is a gift, and I’m grateful I got another chance to experience it.
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“You’re right to be angry” will be my new go-to when I screw something up.
Yesterday while I was at lunch, Claude deleted a year of con law lecture notes and my current syllabus.
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"you're right to be angry" is so funny
Yesterday while I was at lunch, Claude deleted a year of con law lecture notes and my current syllabus.
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Replying to @postoctobrist
It's like people hearing stories of a baby-eating dog for years and still being surprised when the dog eats their baby
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lmao
Yesterday while I was at lunch, Claude deleted a year of con law lecture notes and my current syllabus.
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