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Dead Kanerva

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Sometimes I write things. Check out my horseless carriage moving picture blog on Instagram: cinemautomotive!

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Joined January 2010
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Indianapolis cars put on a great show. I think this is the first time I've ever been to Markham. This was my favourite view of the track. 🚆🏁
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under woke 3.0 i am banning americans from talking about canada
Nick Co 😎 (@nickco) profile pictureNick Co 😎
@nickcoNov 8
Have a layover in Canada, I’m losing my mind with how apologetic they are I want you to just ask for the table next to me and use it without having to apologize for taking my time
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millennials love Deep Space Nine because it's set at the mall
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Favorite part of this concept is that they managed to find a body double for McCartney who also just happened to be a generational artist that continued to make beloved music for 60 years
peter lane (@peterlanee) profile picturepeter lane@peterlanee21h
Today marks 60 years since we lost the original Paul McCartney, who was last seen angrily walking out of a recording session at Abbey Road. After getting into an accident driving home, he was pronounced dead by 5:00 (as the day begins). William Campbell would soon take his throne
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It’s March 30, 2026. The Blue Jays are 3-0, Vladdy is hitting .400, Cody Ponce makes his debut in minutes, and we’ve got six straight games against the Rockies and White Sox. It’s going to be a great summer.
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Good Willsmith@GoodWillsmithNov 9
now *this* is some bullshit IG reels content that i can get behind
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Never wrong, just early
Wreck It (@Wreck_It_15) profile pictureWreck It@Wreck_It_15Feb 24
Crosby realizes the ultimate victory is making the US men's team the most hated team
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Andrew Frye@itsandrewfryeNov 8
The baby in You Can See Everything
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Uncle Phil used to do this to Jazz every week.
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A pair of daredevil BASE jumpers used a custom-built human catapult inside a chimney almost 1,200 feet tall to set two Guinness World Records for vertical mechanical launches.
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Men used to have muses. Men used to be patrons of the arts. Y'all wanna "invest" in shit like bitcoin instead of tithing to beauty and that's why God doesn't talk to you anymore
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SleeperBlueJays (@SleeperBlueJays) profile pictureSleeperBlueJays
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Who is your favorite obscure Blue Jays player from the past 20 years?
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. (@gaytheistt) profile picture.@gaytheisttNov 9
Unrelated, but NASA Goddard's director took her oath on Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
Dr. Makenzie Lystrip, the first woman to serve as director of NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, taking her oath

ALT Dr. Makenzie Lystrip, the first woman to serve as director of NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, taking her oath

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Ollie (@Ollie_Supreme) profile pictureOllie@Ollie_SupremeNov 8
There are too many “feel good” Christmas movies, I need more evil Christmas movies. Something like Eyes Wide Shut
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Always enjoy that my first date with my wife was to see DIE ANOTHER DAY.
Terror (@heyt_error) profile pictureTerror
@heyt_errorNov 9
Ranking Every James Bond Movie From MASTERPIECE to TRASH.
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To me they sounded like Battles or similarly looping groovy stuff. Not sure why they are being treated like musique concrète or something.
Cassie Pritchard (@hecubian_devil) profile pictureCassie Pritchard
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Finally listened to these guys and it’s just like, extremely accessible math rock (complimentary) with fun costumes? We’re really deep in the slop era if stuff like this is too challenging for people. This is danceable! It’s not true Weird Music if you can still dance to it!
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Finally listened to these guys and it’s just like, extremely accessible math rock (complimentary) with fun costumes? We’re really deep in the slop era if stuff like this is too challenging for people. This is danceable! It’s not true Weird Music if you can still dance to it!
Prog Rock Songs (@progrocksongs) profile pictureProg Rock Songs
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Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk
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This guy is only annoying if you've never driven a Camaro home from a shit job.
JackNicholsonEatingHotDogInASafePlace(1971).png (@poddtadre) profile pictureJackNicholsonEatingHotDogInASafePlace(1971).png@poddtadreNov 7
Becoming slightly obsessed with this video of an annoying afternoon drive-time radio DJ from the 80s. He kind of rocks
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once you've seen '97 Bret Hart you'll never stop wanting to beat Eric Bischoff to death with your bare hands
GrappleClips (@GrappleClips) profile pictureGrappleClips@GrappleClipsNov 9
29 Years Ago… WWF Title Match Champion Bret Hart vs Challenger WWF European Champion Shawn Michaels WWF Survivor Series November 9, 1997
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this video is kinda killing me
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ELLIE!!!@ikeasIutNov 9
whenever this happens with a cat it’s so sad because they’re so scared but it’s so beautiful when it’s a dog. they’re just like “hell ya i got six people playing with me on this massive field lemme juke em all out”
Kasey Funderburg (@K_Funderburg) profile pictureKasey Funderburg@K_FunderburgNov 8
One of the Corgis in the #Panthers Corgi Race decided to go rogue. Group effort to take him down 😂 #KeepPounding
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I was too old to watch this show, but I was tabling at a comics show onetime and a person came up to me and was like "I just have to tell you that you look like Spencer from iCarly" and later someone I've known forever was like "I've always thought that" lol
Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) profile pictureEric Goldman
@TheEricGoldmanNov 8
I’ve never seen iCarly but I legit cracked up at that dude’s Kramer entrance
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