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United States
Joined May 2018
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*watching a billionaire above me burn 300 gallons of fuel flying to applebees* oh no i didn't bring my own bag to the store
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thinking about a modern day great gatsby where instead of throwing parties he just posts indie songs on his insta story everyday hoping daisy sees and dm’s him
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the CDC says fully vaccinated individuals can now enter the danimals sweepstakes to win a trip to hollywood and hang out with zack and cody
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the toilet paper shortage last march and now this gas “shortage” just proves americans love making up a guy and then getting scared of him
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The thing about the "homelessness won't just be solved with housing because we also need to treat addiction and mental illness" argument is that you can't realistically treat addiction or mental illness if people don't have a reliable place to live and sleep.
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I'm very heartened to see the timeline standing in solidarity with Palestine, so loudly. As a black jew, it's been lonely and violently uncomfortable to try and have discussions about Zionism and settler colonialism in Jerusalem. Stand w/ Palestine because you must.
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I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back
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stop telling people to forgive their abusers lmfao
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I love that Dr. Strange didn’t get a superhero name when he got his powers. He was like I went to medical school and this magic thing is a hobby.
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ending the day with some incredible news
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on the topic of percy jackson casting, this is me spreading my “aphrodite should be multiple women of all races because beauty is not defined by one standard” agenda
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I’ll always be jealous of people who can go to college and just worry about being a student. I don’t think ppl realize how much time First gen and immigrant students have to spend fixing issues at home
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received an email from a nurse who found my youtube channel asking if nurses were allowed to join unions, saying that her hospital hr had told her essential workers weren't allowed to unionize, and I just want to say that hr workers are dangerously close to being class traitors
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few jokes are as funny as those illegal post ap exam ones chile you know I had some laughs on twitter after finishing why lie
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sometimes i’m like “why are there no disabled doctors” and then i remember everything i’ve ever heard about med school
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landlords that won’t allow pets are so ridiculous, the house you’re trying to rent out has damp under the windows, a mid 90s kitchen and a bath that’s barely sealed and you’re worried about a cat pissing on the (old as fuck) carpet ??? don’t make me laugh
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Okay, I have an idea to solve homelessness
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me verifying on imdb that an actor with one line in a 'king of queens' episode from 2002 was the same actor who said one word in a 'seinfeld' episode from 1994 and that i was of course correct and how there is no transference of this skill in any financially viable way
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