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Joined December 2018
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for some reason my pinned post got deleted, so here's the thread of my talking points again
Replying to @emptyrivers
linguistic drift is totally out of your ingroup's control, so it's curmudgeonly to complain when your jargon loses its meaning
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I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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this is ridiculous, i took psychology in high school and it's definitely a real thing
People who never heard of Dunning-Kruger by default don’t think it’s real. And people who are familiar with the latest psychology research also know it’s not real. But there’s an intermediate level of understanding where people have heard of Dunning-Kruger and believe in it.
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The word “yolk” literally means ‘little yellow one’ 🥺
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fun fact about me: during my teenage years i was SUPER into woo but i thought all the communities around it i could find online were cringe so i decided that inventing my own woo would be cooler, it looked basically like this
Replying to @selentelechia
solution is to adopt an even more esoteric & idiosyncratic woo system. for example you could believe that Names have power due to their proximity to shared secrets & hidden knowledge, but of the physical body only & precisely the Heart which animates it has any significance.
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The majority of these people are teenage children that are being exploited by freelance cartoonists on the internet into spending large amounts of their parents money on custom cartoons. They are an exploited and manipulated class that has been deliberately trained to be hateful in order to aid the extraction of money out of them.
Getting real frustrated with people saying "generative AI" to me, that's the biggest red flag of anti-AI psychosis and a lack of education. I understand they mean 2022 stable diffusion, but the world has moved on from that and I'm tired of people living under rocks who think they're authorative on the matter. It's getting tiring. particularly because most of these people seem to be kids. like actual kids.
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folk(?) etymology which asserts that "only" is an adverbed form of "one"
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this is just proof that mankind was not meant to live above the horse latitudes. either sunrise is after 9 or sunset is before 5, you lose either way
Hope all you psycho whack jobs are happy about this. Enjoy midnight at 6 PM. 🫠
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look at this queen trap and tell me i'm smart for finding it ty
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almost halfway there :3
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pound for pound, a compost pile generates more energy than the sun's core. there's just a lot more sun's core than there is compost
I feel like i'm constantly hearing scientists describe things as "hotter than the surface of the sun." Maybe the sun just isn't that hot
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ai being smarter than any human is not enough to spell our doom, for the simple reason that we are well adapted to living in such a world. that's like, our whole thing, we're primed by our biology to trust received wisdom to be more clever than we ever could be
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humans rely heavily on the way that our activity over time & space constitutes an intelligence much greater in size and ability than any particular human could hope to match. unipolar takeoff scenarios for ai are thus implausible, there is already an approx human aligned hegemon
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Replying to @emptyrivers
He's redistributing wealth
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nephew has entered a phase of rampant kleptomania. thankfully he's handing me everything he picks up so so far nothings been lost (i think)
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philips can you please do sanity checks of your own product listings? your warm white premium brand bulbs list two different color temperatures :(((
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I would be Very Cross to discover that what i expected were 2700k, slightly yellow but mostly white bulbs were instead orange AF
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short attention span is *adaptive* in an environment with high information density. you are *foraging* for the good bits and abundance allows you to be fickle!
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yes if you successfully cut yourself off from the phones you will find your attention span increase but that is just adaptation to information scarcity, you aren't healing anymore than you were injured
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Nostalgia used to be better
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i do wonder how instructive chess community is wrt "suddenly a computer is better than you in every way" like chess is more popular in 21st century than ever before, in large part due to engines allowing ppl to get their feet wet without paying $$$ for tutors and books and such.
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