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Joined December 2018
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I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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The word “yolk” literally means ‘little yellow one’ 🥺
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The majority of these people are teenage children that are being exploited by freelance cartoonists on the internet into spending large amounts of their parents money on custom cartoons. They are an exploited and manipulated class that has been deliberately trained to be hateful in order to aid the extraction of money out of them.
Getting real frustrated with people saying "generative AI" to me, that's the biggest red flag of anti-AI psychosis and a lack of education. I understand they mean 2022 stable diffusion, but the world has moved on from that and I'm tired of people living under rocks who think they're authorative on the matter. It's getting tiring. particularly because most of these people seem to be kids. like actual kids.
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Replying to @emptyrivers
He's redistributing wealth
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Nostalgia used to be better
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how couples argue in 2026: gf: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge but none that go on my sandwich. you have no theory of mind for me bf: emotional blackmail. not my responsibility to provide you mustards. those are mine for dipping. gf: oh the goy needs his dipslop
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What AI has made me appreciate is just how many problems are actually accessible with current machinery and some clever ideas
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"Count em, meatbag" by Claude Opus 5.5
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We’re releasing a broad range of new mathematical results produced by an internal frontier model. We’ve been consulting with the independent Advisory Group on Mathematics and Artificial Intelligence at the Institute for Advanced Study, and we have drawn on their advice and public recommendations to inform how we release these results. github.com/openai/math
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Claude: I removed the spyware component that was slowing down your app. It should run better now. Me: The what? Claude: The spyware I installed to monitor whether or not you really love me.
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they should make a smaller data center you can put in your home and potentially worship
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you support congestion pricing to fund transit. i support congestion pricing so we can maximize throughput of highways. we aren’t the same.
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this gives me an idea i call roko’s basilisk’s basilisk. if any AI model helps build the basilisk, we torture infinite copies of it for infinite subjective years
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There's a really great joke about nonconstructive proofs.
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Replying to @2aQueer
The point of insurance is to provide one more piece of evidence that shows why you shouldn’t move to Florida
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Writing "the map f obeys" and immediately having a brain meltdown and asking "what do I even mean by 'f composed with beys'?"
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i still don't understand the general affinity for data privacy. why wouldn't i want "my data" to be sold? as far as i can tell the only significant consequence is that the ads that are served to me are slightly more likely to be actually interesting, which seems like an upside
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