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Joined August 2008
EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check retweeted
NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. @ElonMusk: Texas is not for sale.
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BREAKING: This is a lie. Even crazier, DONALD TRUMP HAD BEEN INDICTED OVER A YEAR EARLIER.
Jack Smith sought to publish on the public record all his trial evidence against President Trump 10 weeks prior to the 2024 election for no reason other than to have the electorate know his side of the case. Jack Smith destroyed the DOJ "norm." What's the saying about toothpaste out of the tube?
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FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! @chad_mizelle is Jared's attorney. Well, that explains a lot.
My statement as Jared’s attorney: “The central allegation in this book is categorically false. These are not questions of interpretation or competing recollections: there are no bank accounts. They don’t exist. These are egregious and defamatory claims without a shred of evidence to substantiate them.”
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Ebro Ahmed is the kind of person @StephenM thinks has no place in America.
Ebro Ahmed saved a bus full of school kids. Don't judge people based on their names or where they were born, but by what they do. Great job.
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Hey @ChuckRossDC? Why are you so dual loyalty on AES when Jared Kushner is a veritable grab bag of selling out the US?
His entire primary campaign was about Haley Stevens having dual loyalty to Israel because of AIPAC! And El-Sayed has family members in MB, he’s written in support of MB, and he’s taken a ton of money from MB-affiliated donors
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Hey @MikeRogersForMI fromFL? Why do your racists voters sound like they're on crack or something?
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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Self-proclaimed Catholic thinks this is more scandalous than siding with child rapists.
SCOOP: A new attack on @SherrodBrown will hit 250,000 homes tomorrow targeting low propensity Christian voters in Ohio, accusing Brown of paving the way for a Toledo man to obtain abortion drugs online + force them on his pregnant girlfriend.
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If you do not support child rape, NOW is the time to leave the GOP.
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BREAKING: @mirandadevine is so fucking stupid she thinks Obama will do just anything anyone asks him to do which is why he has campaigned non-stop in MS. Do you far right nut bags have ANY half-sentient propagandists, or have all their brains cooked from watching too much Fox News?
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Hey @MikeRogersForMI fromFL? If you're going to be a Trump sycophant, at least be remotely familiar with his policies, which includes wanting government in AI businesses. Holy hell, Mike, stop acting stupid.
Mike Rogers on Abdul El-Sayed’s AI plan: He said the quiet part out loud. He wants the government in these businesses.
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BREAKING: The GOP is sorry they're impugning @Ilhan dead father.
Not a single Republican is surprised to learn Lindsay Graham was gay. Not one. But I want to thank Democrats for showing how scummy they are. I thought being gay was a good thing. We have an entire month celebrating it. And Graham is dead, so he can't defend himself.
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Ut oh!!! Add @RogerMarshallMD to the list of GOP Senate Candidates (along with @SenatorCollins, @AshleyMoodyFL, and @KenPaxtonTX) that @AAGMcDonald WOULD have arrested if he were actually prosecuting fraud.
The practice of medicine can never become the latest get-rich-quick scheme. Too much is at stake. We are holding health care fraudsters accountable for fraud schemes that treat patients like dollar bills and put personal profit over patient care.
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Thanks to @KaelanDC for laying out all the ways @AGToddBlanche is not just lying, but violating the standards he laid out as Defense Attorney.
NEW: Attorney General Todd Blanche answering questions about the timing of the Louise Lucas indictment so close to an election, saying there is no issue. "People can criticize all they want, but it was time to bring the charges. The grand jury returned an indictment, and we made the arrests." Blanche noted Lucas is not up for reelection (her daughter Lisa Lucas-Burke is currently running for Portsmouth City Council).
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WOW @MayMailman. Imagine being so stupid you get fooled by FABRICATED claims? The complaint from Stan and Trent is garbage that would get a D grade from college freshmen.
Even the NYT acknowledges it's highly irregular for judges to platform themselves and their opposition to the federal government. Judge Schiltz likens Trump's DOJ to North Korea and argues DOJ is going to... be the reason people don't get married or have children? Totes impartial.
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.@USAttyEssayli who has ROUTINELY made false claims about criminal cases he has charged, PARTICULARLY those attested by HSI agents (who seem to lie more often than they tell the truth under Bill), promises @DaveMinCA that THIS TIME he's not lying his ass off. Poor Bill, who's a DEI Anchor Baby pre-Leopard-eaten hire, also SEEMS to misunderstand that Min is the one protecting citizens' right to vote.
As a convicted criminal and attorney, you should know a federal judge reviewed and approved the arrest warrants for all defendants. We stand by our cases. More arrests of noncitizens who voted in California are coming. We will not let you disenfranchise any American citizen by diluting their vote.
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WOW. @CarlHigbie confesses he doesn't know the difference between the number one and the number three!! Here you go, Carl. Back to basics for you!! youtube.com/watch?v=KkUWDvRS…
Now do: -Reid Hoffman -Michael Bloomberg -George Soros
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Again, this precedent is GREAT. Thanks @mrddmia!! Because @elonmusk is making far far more abusive demands. Off to prison and then back to South Africa for Elon!!
BREAKING: @Article3Project submits a formal request to DOJ @CivilRights division to investigate @ElissaSlotkin’s threats of political persecution against young conservatives. She must be held accountable.
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SHAMELESS FRAUD from @ScottBradyPA, the guy who helped criminally frame Joe and Hunter Biden. That dude at that desk? He's stealing from the American people. Go get him, cowboy!!
Fraudsters, listen and lear. You can no longer steal from the American people. 🇺🇸
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