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made you look. that’s embarrassing lmao.

Joined August 2021
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Good morning!
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Friendly reminder to my fellow Americans to VOTE. 🗳️ Despite what many want you to believe, your voice matters.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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2017 - Yankees lose ALCS 3-4 2018 - Astros lose ALCS 1-4 2020 - Yankees lose ALDS 2-3 2022 - Yankees lose ALCS 0-4 2024 - Yankees lose World Series 1-4 2025 - Tigers lose ALDS 2-3 2026 - Rays lose World Series 1-4 Beat the Guardians, and you’re cursed to lose the next round.
The Guardians Curse is still going strong. Since 2016, no team that’s beaten the Guardians in the playoffs has advanced past the next round. Those teams are barely averaging one win per series.
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I would go out and vote for bro for president right now if I could.
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jackie retweeted
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for #SpiderNoir: “Amazon is a very AI-friendly company, to the tune of $50 billion invested in OpenAI,” Cage said at #NYCC. “I am not an AI-friendly actor, so it’s like, connect those dots! I’m not a member of their club. I didn’t sign the waiver to let him use AI on ‘Spider Noir.’ I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again, but that’s okay.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/nic…
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jackie retweeted
NO BELLEND that’s why I said I NEEDEDDDDUHHH a drink
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ALICE PURPOSEFULLY LOWERING TED’S SEAT EVERY SINGLE DAY, GOD I LOVE HOW PETTY SHE IS
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jackie retweeted
Ted considering pouring himself a glass of whiskey before talking to Henry but then opting out is very subtle character growth if you pay attention to his relationship with alcohol in earlier seasons
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I genuinely got @PrimeVideo again because of Ride or Die. Cancelled it again today.
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The fact that REBECCA is the one who feels guilty and is trying to fix the relationship EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS NOT IN THE WRONG IN THE SLIGHTEST?!? 🚤 gots to go immediately
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So @realDonaldTrump thinks that there’s a lake that’s superior to “Lake America”, huh? Smh. How can anyone claim he cares about America?
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just remembered they made rebecca the other woman in rupert's first marriage.
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Why do ppl act like being ooc is a crime or "bad writing"? "Omg he didn't listen to his friends!!" Ppl in real life act ooc when in highly emotional and stressful situations. Oh no! Aang who thought he could bring back his genocided nation acted rashly, what a nightmare!
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Oh, look at me, I'm Tom Holland. I'm getting glazed by Christopher Nolan. My 4th Spider-Man movie is going to make a gazillion dollars. I basically run Sony Studios. I have a 6-pack. I go home to Zendaya every night. Anne Hathaway called me the goodest boy in the whole world...
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You’re not gonna believe this, It’s the same bird again. 3 years in a row.
If you can believe it, this is the same bird a year apart. We caught this gorgeous male Scarlet Tanager in 2024 and banded him. He flew all the way to South America for the winter and then came right back to Iowa where we caught him again in the same net.
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The #Supergirl hate is so, so forced man. Good movie.
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Hot people like both
Spider-Man or Supergirl ?
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just got back from watching supergirl and it was actually so good
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