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Dr. Mindbender

@erkeyzoo

Former nice guy. Brainwave scanner malfunction. Now I just observe the meat puppets and write the punchlines.

 California, USA
Joined January 2013
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Los Angeles Sparks
@LASparksSep 20
.@LisaLeslie forever cemented in Los Angeles.
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MLB
@MLBApr 5
All THREE of Jo Adell's home run robberies from tonight ... Yes, you read that right 😮
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBApr 5
THE JO SHOW Jo Adell ROBS THREE HOME RUNS in a 1-0 @Angels victory! 🤯
Final score: Seattle Mariners 0, Los Angeles Angels 1 Team records: Mariners 4-5, Angels 4-5 Pictured: Jo Adell elevates to reach above the outfield wall to catch a potential home run ball Saturday at Angel Stadium.

ALT Final score: Seattle Mariners 0, Los Angeles Angels 1 Team records: Mariners 4-5, Angels 4-5 Pictured: Jo Adell elevates to reach above the outfield wall to catch a potential home run ball Saturday at Angel Stadium.

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ABC News
@ABCFeb 12
The United States' national debt is set to balloon to $64 trillion over the next 10 years, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said on Wednesday, citing a jump in annual deficits that owes in part to tax cuts enacted by President Trump. abcnews.link/kiJZPkM
US debt projected to reach $64 trillion in a decade, nonpartisan group says

US debt projected to reach $64 trillion in a decade, nonpartisan group says

The United States' national debt is set to balloon to $64 trillion over the next 10 years, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said on Wednesday.

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Typical African
@Joe__BasseyFeb 10
This painting, titled “Critical Race Theory,” is by artist Jonathan Harris. The details are visible.
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Isaiah Martin
@isaiahrmartinFeb 9
Viewership numbers: Bad Bunny - 127 million Turning Point - 5 million Let’s all take a moment to point and laugh at their puny safe space LOLOL 😂🫵🏾
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“It takes a long time to sound like yourself.” — Miles Davis
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Mikel Jollett
@Mikel_JollettJan 24
Guess which one of these two people the federal government murdered for "holding a weapon."
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJan 22
The first trailer for the live-action ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ movie has been released. In theaters on June 5.
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Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano8 Nov 2025
if ever you find yourself in a position where you are arguing against hungry people getting food please know you are a real piece of shit
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@Phil_Lewis_8 Nov 2025
WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court issues emergency order temporarily blocking full SNAP food aid payments.
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Have you heard a better theme tune?! ⚡️🦁
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LET'S PLAY HOCKEY!
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US Open Tennis
@usopen3 Sep 2025
New York, New York get ready.
Novak Djokovic vs Carlos Alcaraz head to head graphic

ALT Novak Djokovic vs Carlos Alcaraz head to head graphic

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The new trailer for ‘TRON: ARES’ has been released. In theaters on October 10.

Tron: Ares | Official Trailer

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Brian Baez@MentallyDivine22 Jun 2025
TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS AVAILABLE FOR WAR…BUT $0.00 AVAILABLE FOR HEALTHCARE.
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US Open Tennis
@usopen8 Jun 2025
5-5. 5th set.
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Roland-Garros
@rolandgarros7 Jun 2025
NEW QUEEN OF PARIS 👑 #RolandGarros
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Juice@DjWalt_24 Dec 2024
“You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it.”
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@buffys18 Dec 2024
what’s a scene that belongs in the hall of fame
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Terrell Owens
@terrellowens11 Dec 2024
While you’re clearing the air, clear the air on the misappropriation of funds you were pocketing
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@BrettFavre11 Dec 2024
I want to clear the air on the footage released showing a small dustup between myself and Mark Gastineau, the former New York Jet, so here’s a 🧵.   (1)
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Shohei Ohtani wraps up his DOMINANT first season with the Dodgers 💍 xitter.gq/BleacherReport/status/…
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