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Former nice guy. Brainwave scanner malfunction. Now I just observe the meat puppets and write the punchlines.

California, USA
Joined January 2013
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1 year ago today, I was diagnosed with cancer (stage 3) adenocarcinoma. This was my 2nd dx. My 1st dx was in 2010. For anyone battling any type of illness, never stop fighting. It’s okay to be scared. It’s okay to cry. Don’t give up. Trust in God. I’m praying for you.
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Has anyone checked on Ted Cruz? TX showed up and voted for @jamestalarico Talarico flipped Texas. 🤯
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🤯 ….
VoteHub projects James Talarico to win the Texas U.S. Senate election.
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Replying to @SteveHiltonx
A California governor cannot set or change car registration prices, as vehicle reg fees are established through state tax codes & statutes passed by the California Legislature. * such changes requires legislative approval or a ballot measure, not just an executive action
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Can the Chargers just move back to San Diego? Asking for all Chargers fans.
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People who like candy corn are FEDS. Have a safe Halloween’s 🎃🍬🍫
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Before smartphones, if I was out cheating on my girlfriend & spot a white van, I would run away, thinking a camera crew might jump out. IFYKYK
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Replying to @vxylily
It’s not about us. Why celebrate one special day of life when we can celebrate life itself 365 days a year. We appreciate life itself and make the best of it.
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He’s 3 playing against 5 year olds. Come on now.
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Replying to @Blaque_77
Where’s Black Thought? 1. Black Thought 2. NAS 3.Kendrick 4. Em 5. Jay-Z
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Do this in LA, SD, SF at Chevron and Shell gas stations and not independent gas stations.
We brought $3 GAS to Pomona, and the line was AROUND THE BLOCK! You can have it EVERY DAY with me as governor. In-person voting is open. We NEED you to vote NOW!
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Replying to @SteveHiltonx
Why is this being done in low income areas? Are you paying the difference without telling these hard-working people? You should do this in major cities (LA,SD,SF) I’m nonpartisan and don’t see myself voting for you or Javier.
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Replying to @InsideHalos
Alex Cora Brad Ausmus
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Replying to @Angels
Top 3 candidates? Alex Cora Brad Ausmus Joe Espada
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Replying to @kylegriffin1
MAGA: This all because of Biden and those illegals…. 🙄
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Replying to @MLB
TB pulling the sweep 🧹
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Siri play: Revenge- Danger Mouse & Sparklehorse. Finally getting to this one…👀
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Replying to @Great_Katzby
Chargers fan: hold my beer.
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