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A smug, unhappy little man who treats people as if they were idiots.

United States
Joined April 2009
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every time i go anywhere lately the employees are operating at borderline panic
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they call it covid-19 because it has a proprietary blend of 19 different herbs and spices
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what kind of pyschopath would enjoy listening to a live album
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my fav xmas song is Whose Kid Is This?
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when God shits in your house, He opens a window
You have a buddy named Coop, Smitty, or Sully. He is fun at parties.
Tiger and YE Yang rekindling an old rivalry on page 10 of the world rankings
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Jack Frost nipping out his clothes
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in an argument with my niece over who’s a bigger piece of shit, The Grinch or Scrooge
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Will Arnett voice: "Houstey we have a probby"
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just took my pug on the subway in a tote bag. he delicately licked the elbow of the woman standing in front of me, who then let out easily the most blood-curdling scream i have ever heard in my life
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the funniest and simplest typo i’ve ever seen was when someone emailed me “it was god speaking with you today”
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That AI algorithm that chooses to aggressively advertise the product that you literally just purchased... that could be improved.
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fish tacos all day but if you tried to sell fish nachos you would get fucking killed
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say what you want about Yahoo, but their March Madness platform is a great way to remind you of their existence (and remind you of the pw you used to use)
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CAPTCHA got me wondering if im a bot
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It's gotta feel insanely good to be a cow and let out a huge moo
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u tellin me that pillow machine warshable?
*googles another acronym
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is it just me or is checking your voicemail on iphone the buggiest piece of shit tech ever