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6th generation Greek God. Eat breakfast every day.

Grand Rapids, MI
Joined February 2011
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This season TBS brings us Power Slap. Next season kicks off with Ow My Balls! #idiocracy self-fulfilling prophecy continues
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The Cistercian numerals are a forgotten number system, developed by the Cistercian monastic order in the early thirteenth century, much more compact than Arabic or Roman numerals: with a single character you could write any integer from 1 to 9999 [more: buff.ly/2LDj1Kg]
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My @jolioriginals wallet is simply the most quality item I have ever purchased. I think it'll easily last another 7 years.
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Can't believe I just learned Adam Levine and Avril Lavigne are siblings
I like Tool as much as some people like R.E.M.
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In my next life as a computer science professor I'm going to sit there for 4 minutes typing my sudo password into the terminal to ultimately hit ctrl+u at the end, type my normal password and hit return. They'll love it
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It’s feeding time! Welcome to Purrassic Park #OwlKitty #JurassicPark #halloween2021
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everyone talks about how instagram is bad for mental health but what about jira??
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Will Arnett voice: "Houstey we have a probby"
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A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂
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Replying to @PGATour
If MJ can play with visible flu, @JonRahmpga can play with no symptom pcr result
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Death, taxes, and if I install a pgAdmin4 update they will release a new update tomorrow
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That AI algorithm that chooses to aggressively advertise the product that you literally just purchased... that could be improved.
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Office 3 hundred and WHAT?!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was hey have you guys seen queens gambit?
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Kurt Crowbrain retweeted
See, on Instagram, you can post short videos. Or, you can do a “story” which is like a short video. Or, you can do a “reel” which is like a short video. Or you can go live which is like short video.
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