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Design guy / cat person

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2006
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is meatball an fruit
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TV show reboot pitch: “Cousin Larry AppleTV”
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just went pee
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Ed Balls
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Book of Dougs : a Latin poem by Ovid #TheGoodPlace
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She saw a plane flying overhead
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“I wonder what’s happening on Twitter? I haven’t been on in a while. Oh what’s this chatter about Adobe? Oh cool cool “
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Please read this:

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FYI: Just because chocolate is expensive doesn’t mean it is breakfast.
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Donald Trump said that magnets don’t work in water, that no one would know who Lincoln was if we hadn’t had a Civil War & that there were airports during the Revolutionary War, all while bragging about being able to identify an elephant correctly. Because he’s a fucking moron.
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I used public wifi at an indoor trampoline park and had my entire Apple ID compromised including my Apple Card. They were changing the card number seconds after I was while on the phone with Goldman Sachs. Kid was using a packet sniffer app on his Android. But sure, good idea.
Public WIFI is safe enough to use, without a VPN, for almost all users. And yes, even for online banking.
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My favorite comic? It’s probably “Forlivese Sink Snake Record Card”
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I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment
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Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
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Designers: it’s gunna cost you at least $4,999 a month if you want designs Also designers: I will design a logo totally for free but only if you’re the richest man on the entire planet
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We're just three MCs 'bout to steal your car
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My proposal for the Twitter rebrand to X. @elonmusk 👋 Roll it out in 3 phases. Less abrupt. But bird dies.
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NEW: Elon Musk told Twitter employees late last night that he’d just sent them the last email he’d ever send from a Twitter email address. He signed off with this emoji: 🫡
And soon we shall bid adieu to the twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds
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