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Joined February 2012
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fanfiction is so amazing because you can literally write the wildest, most unhinged shit imaginable and very nice people will comment like, “i adored reading this over my morning tea”
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last day to bid on @marveltrumpsh8 auctions, with all proceeds going to great charitable causes. you can check out my offerings here: marveltrumpshate.com/auction…
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Donald Trump learned nothing from his historic defeat. Stephen Miller is the architect of the most barbaric, inhumane policies of this administration. Trump couldn’t have made a worse choice. Our Democratic majorities will fight him every step of the way.
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Amazing numbers. Nobody wants Schumer or Jeffries.
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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This is frying me
Mississippi, you beautiful bitch, you better hurry up and get over here!
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ark retweeted
Check out your zip!!!
Amazing. @eltokh7 is out with a Spotify wrapped for your neighborhood’s 311 complaints. Put in your zip code and see what your neighbors complain about and when. 311wrapped.com
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I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Wow, a pretty damning article with diverse lines of evidence.
Most people do not realize just how easy the AP exams have gotten. They are not college level. Why/how have they become so easy? What's going on? This might shock you... A brutal new piece in Education Next just dropped, saying the decline in rigor of the AP in the last two decades is, in large part, because the content has been GUTTED. For example: — AP Biology cut 40% of its material — Required lines from the Aeneid in AP Latin halved — Spanish Lit reading list cut from 56 works to 38 Then the questions themselves have become absurdly easier. Readability measures show English passages have fallen multiple grade levels, and some now include footnotes defining basic words... A 2025 AP English prompt included footnote definitions for words like "optimism" and "pessimism." At the same time, scoring was recalibrated so that more students pass: guessing penalties disappeared, rubrics grew more generous, readers were told to give students the benefit of the doubt, etc. — "no one at College Board had any incentive to maintain rigor." College professors are now seeing students arrive with AP credit who lack basic content knowledge and writing ability. The College Board insists the exams have not become easier, but everybody familiar with them knows they've become an absolute joke. Advanced Placement is no longer advanced. This is not college level. It must be replaced.
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when i'm struggling with my writing, i like to go to bed and sleep and sleep and sleep and sleep and slee
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This is really the most accurate meme of all time
She unexpectedly won a state legislative seat in North Carolina yesterday
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yes I do think electing hot men to Congress is a winning strategy for the Dems
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i can’t stop thinking about about abdul el-sayed’s thighs i mean his policy i mean his thighs i mean his charm i mean his thick fuckin thighs i mean his commitment to the people i mean his thighs those thighs
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Texas is in good hands
Completed my 2016 Oscar Crawl. Here's the definitive ranking. #Oscars
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Americans want Nuremberg trials.
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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They fired all the black and gay people, cut cancer research, cut healthcare for millions, cut food for starving children, killed hundreds of schoolgirls, separated families, put kids in camps, and shot people in the street. We better get fucking even
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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The big lesson of the Biden years is that you have to prosecute these people. You can’t just move on. You need to make the next generation of grifters and hate mongers scared for their lives.
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The day after winning election, Senator-elect Peggy Flanagan called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced as the Democrats’ leader in the U.S. Senate.
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