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Evan Green

@evaangreen
 London
Joined July 2019
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MeIisa Tourt (@meIisactu) profile picture
MeIisa Tourt
@meIisactuJul 20
Putting a good man who has served this country for years out of a job as his first act as PM. Disgusting.
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Aaron Newbury (@AJNewbury94) profile pictureAaron Newbury
@AJNewbury94Jul 20
Andy Burnham will not speak from behind a lectern I am told. I'm spitballing potential alternatives. Does he intend to TED talk it and walk up and down? Will he sing, Evita style, from a window?
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Chico Barney
@chicobarneyJul 8
Pela cara dos jogadores, foi o oponente mais difícil que enfrentaram nessa Copa.
José Norberto Flesch (@jnflesch) profile pictureJosé Norberto Flesch
@jnfleschJul 8
Ed Sheeran fez show fechado para os jogadores da Inglaterra na Copa do Mundo.
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Megan Townsend@mmtownsJun 13
In the pub before 5, swearing on bbc news, calling out infantino, wearing a shirt and yet debasing your nation… proper football fan that xitter.gq/_iiBus/status/20655379…
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Dan@leathergregoryJun 11
"Come and show your Nanna your new football kit!"
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Ben@benhoobsMay 15
Once again obsessed with the 'click here if you're Andy Burnham' button.
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Harry
@Realmecore_0May 11
10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.
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Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
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anthony musa@anthonydmusaApr 23
This will make a fine addition to my collection
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USApr 22
British Cabinet Ministers Losing Confidence in PM Keir Starmer: "It's Bleak" as Coup Talks Heat Up — iPaper
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becca@kokorobitchApr 23
extremely funny thing for an author to say
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trap dad
@dude_gangApr 17
your honor, you know how I get.
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Ren@gothicjungianApr 16
How it feels to drink white wine as a man
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maddy@catgirlprostateApr 16
Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias
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🚨 Cameron Winter spotted walking from dinner in Los Angeles with Bob Mortimer.
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uxie@uxiedusttApr 15
cigarette implies the existence of a much larger “cigar”
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baby yaga
@yagadigitalApr 15
LinkedIn is enriching uranium
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I’ve been conducting research recently about what you can get away with on Tesco’s handheld scanners, and I’m devastated to confirm that they have now stopped them from displaying a first name. It was great while it lasted …
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snorling@sheanorlingApr 13
“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history
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Mihir
@__mihirApr 12
My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
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ben@PBandZeeApr 12
Ethan Levins ✝️ (@EthanLevins2) profile pictureEthan Levins ✝️
@EthanLevins2Apr 12
Apple has removed Lebanese village names in Southern Lebanon. As Israel invades, they are already setting the state to justify occupation. I’ve never seen something like this.
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