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i wouldn't fav my tweets either

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Ok @nordstrom I ran this gag in 2003
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re: emma@evemmore25 Sep 2024
The body keeps the score
Karli Marulli (@karlimarulli) profile pictureKarli Marulli@karlimarulli24 Sep 2024
its weird that when seltzer goes flat it doesn’t turn into regular water. you can still taste that something was Done To It
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Quit pocket watching my man
sanstitre (commissions closed) (@sanstitre2000) profile picturesanstitre (commissions closed)@sanstitre200014 Sep 2024
Bummer
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good heavens my jubilant pig meter is nearly full!
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If there's no full afterlife they should at least give you your stats at the end... hours slept, calories consumed, K/D ratio
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sorry I can't be him
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Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.
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Fuck King Australia, Victoria, Inquest Deposition Files, 1840-1925
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WH@hastifliche16 Aug 2024
Local funnyman amuses three before turning the quip on himself
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why is my train doing a joi
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The Telegraph (@Telegraph) profile pictureThe Telegraph
@Telegraph9 Aug 2024
📹 Watch: A man jailed for taking part in a riot yelled “I’m English” as officers rushed to arrest him, footage has shown telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08…
Watch: 69-year-old rioter shouts ‘I’m English’ as police arrest him

Watch: 69-year-old rioter shouts ‘I’m English’ as police arrest him

Footage shows flaming missiles ricocheting from officers’ riot shields as they face down thugs

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it matters not playboy
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Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) profile pictureMartin Pilgrim@MartinPilgrim11 Aug 2024
Rat bastard is a weird insult. All rats are bastards. I've never seen a rat wedding.
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I do this whenever i finish building a model kit
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robnoir@DocNoirII29 Jul 2024
revisiting a classic
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just discussing the latest advances in AI’s ability to do mathematics on here
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Fabulous new men's health initiative of which I've recently been made aware:
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