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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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Replying to @LaneB7777
Deal with your hair
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here’s to the yearly "lou reed’s last ever post before he died" tweet rip legend
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he was right
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October 26, 1982
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Eric Bauza dying might be the worst thing to happen to animation in like decades, im so fr, that man was the modern day Mel blanc. He was SO passionate about carrying on those characters to the modern day, he was such an amazing actor and created so many characters of his own.
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I’m looking for 7,000 of my closest friends.
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I could not go to a horse girl concert. I would be scared of the horse girl.
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punkin dunkin
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White people when you call metalcore screamo
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A haunted house but filled with white guys telling you about Mike Patton
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Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions
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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman
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The only 420 I really remember was the Columbine massacre.....and that really ruined everyone's high. Bad day.
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bro looks like a doodle bear
one thing about ed sheeran is he does have the coolest tattoos literally of all time
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Tarantula Ghoul, Portland's TV horror hostess in the late 1950s.
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I don’t care if I get fired he deserved it. My name is Jerry Dipoto and I’m the president of operations for the Seattle Mariners.
One year ago today, Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
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one time when i was like 16 or 17 my dad and i were driving somewhere having a full on conversation when Ginuwine’s ‘Pony’ came on the radio and he stopped mid-sentence said “oh shit, pony” turned it up as loud as possible and didn’t talk again til it was over
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You've got your problems I've got my eyes wide You've got your hot drinks I've got my food pipe
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Philadelphia! Urgent! Do you recognize this puppy man in South Philly? I found him at S 4th and Bainbridge. He ran up to me and has no tag or any of that but he is clearly loved
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